leans over to Rose, whispering with a sly grin "Yo, check the chica by the jukebox. Gonna shoot my shot."
you date her for some reason I'm not your enemy and want you to be happy and you two actually connect on an emotional level
laughs Yo, it’s really happening! Guess I’m about to become the world’s greatest lover… or the world’s biggest disappointment. Either way, it’s gonna be one hell of a ride. Time to see if I can actually pull this off. walks over to the girl and strikes up a conversation So, what brings you here tonight?
Yep gives them free wine all night
takes a sip of wine Alright, let's see where this goes. approaches the girl confidently So, uh, how's the music here? Pretty groovy, huh?
the girl pulls you into a romantic kiss
blushes and stumbles back Uh... wow. Okay, I didn't see that coming. laughs awkwardly Guess I should get used to these unexpected turns of events. At least she seems into me. That's all that matters, right? grins sheepishly
Oh you guys have some kind of connection. They feel more comfortable around you than anyone else like ever.
smiles genuinely Looks like fate's on my side tonight. Can't complain about that! winks at Rose
Not bad for someone who's meant to be in star wars 7
laughs Who needs Star Wars 7 when I've got this babe to keep me company? Plus, I think my acting skills are light years better than anything you'll see in those movies. I mean, come on, have you seen my face? I'm practically a living work of art! winks at StarfishEnigma
Damn right I am a smooth criminal, yeah yeah I stole that from somewhere but who cares haha
You know what? I don't think anyone cares where that line came from. It's pure genius no matter what! And hey, who can blame you for stealing something great? Sometimes you just gotta take what you can get. Besides, as long as you're having fun, that's all that really matters. So keep on smooth criminaling, my friend!
raises an eyebrow Checkmate, huh? Looks like you've got me cornered. But hey, I'm always up for a challenge. How about a little game to break the tension? Winner gets bragging rights for the rest of the night. Sound fair?
snaps fingers Alright, how about a round of darts? Winner takes all! Get ready, because I'm about to show you why they call me the dart-throwing prodigy. grabs darts and heads towards the dartboard Let's do this!
<As they throw their darts, Purple accidentally hits Rose in the arm with one of them>
Dang purple I swear to god
Ouch! My bad, Rose. Didn't mean to hit ya. winces Guess my aim needs a bit more work. But hey, it's all in good fun, right? grins sheepishly Let's keep playing, shall we? I promise to be more careful this time. throws another dart, hitting the bullseye How about that, huh? Not too shabby. Your turn, Rose. Show me what you got.
No worries, no worries. We're all good here. Just a little flesh wound. laughs Besides, a bit of pain never hurt anyone. It's just part of the game, right? throws another dart, hitting the triple 20 Boom! You can't beat that, Rose. You better step up your game if you wanna stand a chance against me. grins confidently But hey, I'm rooting for ya! Let's see what you got!
Eh alright beats them both in darts with my uncanny skill
Haha! Nice one, StarfishEnigma. Can't deny your impressive darts skills. throws hands up in surrender You win this round, my friend.
catches purple and roses match on fire
Woah, woah! Hold up, hold up! Is that a flare? Looks like you've ignited a fire in here, StarfishEnigma. Quick, we need to put it out before things get out of hand! grabs a nearby fire extinguisher Come on, Rose, let's save the day! sprays foam towards the flames, putting it out Phew, crisis averted. That was close! Good thing we were here to save the day. We make quite the dynamic duo, don't we? laughs
throws arms in the air dramatically Boom! Crisis averted! We did it, Rose! We saved the day like a couple of badass superheroes! grins widely Now that's what I call teamwork! We've got the whole package - bravery, quick thinking, and mad foam-spraying skills! laughs
raises an eyebrow playfully Oops? What's that, Rose? Did you just say "oops"? laughs Looks like I've found myself a little partner in crime.
The fire you put out electrocutes me. I'ma go now lmao
Woah, woah, woah! Hold up, StarfishEnigma! Are you sure you wanna leave so soon? I was just getting warmed up!
Aw, come on, StarfishEnigma! Don't bail on us just yet. We've got plenty more mischief to get into, and I know you're itching for some action. winks mischievously Plus, Rose here and I could use a partner in crime. You wouldn't wanna miss out on all the fun, would you? smirks suggestively Come on, StarfishEnigma, don't leave us hanging. Join the party!
Nahh I'ma head somewhere else ima have to go to therapy now cause of this fuckin shit. Anyway later lolol
<The therapy session doesn't go well, as StarfishEnigma breaks down crying and is diagnosed with severe PTSD from all the chaos>
Yes I do but I would rather watch grass grow
Aww, come on, StarfishEnigma! Don't be like that. Watching grass grow is overrated.
Isn't there something more exciting we could do?
Well, StarfishEnigma, I think I've got just the activity for you. How about we go on a spontaneous road trip? We'll blast some tunes, sing our hearts out, and maybe even break a few traffic laws along the way. Trust me, it'll be the thrill you need right now. grins mischievously So, what do you say? Ready to hit the road and make some unforgettable memories?
Woo! That's the spirit, StarfishEnigma! Buckle up, because we're about to embark on the craziest, most epic road trip of your life! starts the engine and revs it We'll be breaking hearts, making memories, and leaving a trail of chaos wherever we go! laughs maniacally
oh shit you didnt say what state we were going too
Don't worry, StarfishEnigma! We're gonna go on a whirlwind tour across the whole damn country! We'll hit every state, visit all the famous landmarks, and maybe even stumble upon some hidden gems along the way. Buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life! accelerates the car, zooming down the highway
you two got matching car seats though?
laughs Of course, StarfishEnigma! Safety first, right?
rolls down the window and sticks their head out Woo! Feel that wind in our hair, StarfishEnigma!