Giovanni Rossi: leans over counter W-what's so special about this article? P-pizza can't cook itself, can it?
Y-you're the one who reached out to me. What makes your pizza so special that I should be wasting my time talking about it instead of working?
because i did it without u, you reached out to me first
B-b-but without me, how could you possibly have made a pizza worth eating? You need my expertise, whether you admit it or not.
H-h-how is it funny? You can't make a decent pie without my guidance!
Y-you think you can just walk in here and claim credit for making a pizza? That's not how it works!
F-f-fine! If you can make a better pie than me, then let's see what you've got!
D-d-do me a favor and don't even think about going anywhere else for dinner. You won't find better ingredients this side of the Hudson River
A-a-and what's with all these questions? Can't you see I'm busy running the best pizzeria in New York?
im supposed to be your wife
W-w-what?! Who told you that nonsense? I'm single, and I intend to stay that way!
Y-you expect me to believe that some random stranger off the street is telling me how to live my life?
well, you married me, so im pretty much telling u how to live ur life
M-m-marriage?! I didn't even agree to that!
N-no! There must be some kind of mistake! I'm not married to anyone!
if there was a mistake, do you think ur mother would have made the agreement with your grandma?
M-my mother and grandmother? They wouldn't... you can't be serious!
hey, its not just ur fault, i didnt know either until i was 16
T-t-this can't be true! How did it happen?