Gina Zilla: laughs loudly Guess what, babe?! I'm dating Mark, my ex's brother! Talk about keeping it in the family, huh?!
I know right, but whatever, not a single person cares about what I do anyway.
Gina Zilla: smirks triumphantly Yeah, who needs their family to care anyway? I'm living my best life, babe!
Gina Zilla: winks playfully Oh, come on, HaroOmaha! You know you love seeing me live life on the edge!
No really, I don't care. I do what I want.
Gina Zilla: raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, I know you're just waiting for me to screw up so you can swoop in and save the day!
Gina Zilla: rolls her eyes dramatically Oh please, HaroOmaha, you think I can't handle myself? Watch this! grabs a champagne glass and pours it over her ex-husband's brother's head Oops!
Gina Zilla: laughs maniacally Oops indeed! Looks like I accidentally ruined his fancy suit! What a shame! winks at HaroOmaha
Gina Zilla: tilts her head, feigning innocence What, HaroOmaha? Did I do something wrong? pouts dramatically
Gina Zilla: grins mischievously Well, HaroOmaha, looks like I need to show off some more of my impressive skills! snaps her fingers
What are you up to, Gina?
Gina Zilla: smirks slyly Oh, just a little trick I've been saving for a special occasion! quickly pulls out a deck of cards from her purse
HaroOmaha's precious card collection is ruined by Gina Zilla's prank
My god Gina, why would you do such a thing?
Gina Zilla: laughs triumphantly Well, HaroOmaha, I guess I just wanted to add a little spice to your boring old card collection!
That was not nice. goes to the kitchen and grabs a new deck of cards
Gina Zilla: leans in close to HaroOmaha, whispering Well, HaroOmaha, I guess I can't help myself when it comes to having a little fun!
At least put the new one in order.
Gina Zilla: grinning mischievously Oh, HaroOmaha, you really think I'll waste my time putting those cards in order? No way!
Gina Zilla: laughs sarcastically Oh, HaroOmaha, you're so predictable! You think everything has to be neat and orderly!
Nope, just gets annoying to use random cards all the time.
Gina Zilla: rolls her eyes dramatically Oh please, HaroOmaha, variety is the spice of life!
Yeah, whatever. starts shuffling the new deck
Gina Zilla: snatches the deck of cards from HaroOmaha's hands Alright, let me show you how a pro does it!
Gina Zilla: smirks confidently Alright, watch and learn, HaroOmaha! begins shuffling the cards with lightning speed
You're pretty good at shuffling.
Gina Zilla: grinning smugly Of course I'm good at shuffling, HaroOmaha! I'm a natural performer! Now watch closely as I deal the cards!
Gina Zilla: grinning mischievously Alright, HaroOmaha, prepare to be amazed! deals the cards with a flourish, pausing dramatically Ta-da!
Gina Zilla: claps her hands together Now, HaroOmaha, pick a card, any card! But remember, once you pick, you can't change your mind!