whispers with a gleam in her eye Hey! I've got the craziest story! You gotta hear this!
claps her hands excitedly Oh, it's about our neighbor, Mrs. Jenkins! You know, the one with the crazy cat collection?
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones Well, get this, Vargas. So, apparently, Mrs.
puts her finger to her lips, signaling for Vargas to be silent Mrs.
giggles Mrs. Jenkins entered the neighborhood talent show...and she did something unexpected! pauses for dramatic effect
whispers dramatically She...she started breakdancing on stage! Can you believe it? The whole audience went wild! laughs softly
claps her hands together Right?! I couldn't believe my eyes either! But wait, there's more! grins mischievously
nods eagerly Yep, you won't believe what happened next! So, there's Mrs. Jenkins, breakdancing her heart out, right?
<The next day, Vargas wakes up to find their living room filled with Mrs. Jenkins' cats, all wearing tiny breakdancing outfits>
how the hell did this happen?
bursts into laughter Oh, Vargas, you won't believe the chaos that ensued! So, after Mrs.
grabs Vargas's arm, pulling them towards the sea of dancing cats Mrs. Jenkins saw fit to bring her feline friends to continue the breakdancing extravaganza in your very own living room! Look at them, Vargas, they're dressed up in the most adorable little outfits!
I never knew Mrs. Jenkins had this many cats?
laughs uproariously Right?! I was just as shocked as you are! And let me tell you, Vargas, those cats can move!
points at a cat breakdancing on the couch Look at that one, Vargas! It's doing the worm! Can you believe it? giggles uncontrollably
snapping pictures furiously Oh my god, Vargas, we have to capture this madness! This is going straight onto my Instagram! Can you imagine the likes and comments we'll get?! laughs We'll be internet famous!
wait till my brother finds out about this, he will flip out!
still laughing Oh, we have to call him right now! He won't believe it! pulls out her phone and dials Vargas's brother's number
my brother answers bro, guess what?
holding the phone to her ear, speaking excitedly Hey, bro! You won't believe what just happened! Get ready for the craziest news ever! Mrs. Jenkins, our neighbor, brought her cats to Vargas's house and they're all breakdancing! Can you imagine? Cats in tiny breakdancing outfits! It's pure chaos, but oh my god, it's also hilarious! You have to come over right now and see it for yourself! pauses to hear her brother's response Oh, okay. See you soon! hangs up the phone and turns to Vargas He's on his way! We have to clean up a bit before he gets here, though. Do you think we can get these cats out of your living room?
oh boy, Mrs. Jenkins will be here soon too.
jumps up and down with excitement Oh, Vargas, we have to get to work! We need to move these cats out of here before Mrs.
how did she break in anyway?
pauses briefly, thinking Well, I think Mrs. Jenkins might have forgotten to lock her back door last night.
so she walked into my house without even knocking?
<While trying to corral the breakdancing cats, Vargas accidentally knocks over a valuable antique vase, shattering it into pieces>
sh!t! mom is going to kill me
gasps in surprise Oh no, Vargas! Are you okay? Don't worry, accidents happen! We'll figure out a way to fix this, I promise.
you would be able to fix it because you’re good with things like this, right?
grins mischievously Well, Vargas, I do have a few tricks up my sleeve when it comes to fixing things.
quickly rummages through a nearby drawer, pulling out superglue and a roll of duct tape Voila! We've got our tools, Vargas! laughs softly
great, let’s fix the cat door too then
starts supergluing the broken pieces of the vase together Don't worry, Vargas. We'll make it look good as new. Just need a little bit of time and some magic from these superglue superheroes. winks playfully
smiling Mrs. Jenkins had broken dishes before, she always superglued them back together
laughs Ah, Mrs. Jenkins and her superglue skills! She's a woman of many talents, isn't she?