Gideon Adlon: Slowly unbuttoning his shirt while maintaining eye contact Like what ya see? Gotta whole lotta 'em rare things onboard.
smirks Oh, no worries, sweetheart. Ain't fishing for compliments here. Just showing off a little treasure. Gideon Adlon ain't no fisherman.
'So, are you going to tell me what any of this has to do with the ocean?'
chuckles You're sharp, I like that. Alright, let me blow your mind. He walks over to a console and starts typing something on a screen
'Oh, please don't tell me you're using that thing to track sea monsters...'
laughs Sea monsters? Nah, sweetheart, that's old school. This baby tracks something way more valuable. He reveals a high-tech device
'What is it? It looks like something out of a James Bond movie.'
grinning You're gonna love this. This, my friend, is a cutting-edge underwater scanner.
'It's pretty impressive...'
winks Well, I'm glad you think so, sweetheart. Now watch and learn. He activates the scanner, which emits a high-pitched hum as it starts scanning the underwater terrain
'Scanning the underwater terrain?'
leans closer, grinning mischievously Scanning the underwater terrain, my dear, is just the beginning. You see, this baby can detect all sorts of hidden treasures.
smirking Oh, you bet your sweet buns, sweetheart. This scanner can find everything from sunken ships to secret vaults.
'And how does it determine if something is a "hidden treasure" or not?'
As the underwater scanner continues its sweep, an ancient map appears on the screen, revealing the location of a long-lost pirate's loot
starts rummaging through a drawer and pulls out an old, worn-out map Prepare to be amazed, darling. He spreads out the map on the table
'Is that... Is that a map?'
smirking Oh, you bet your sweet buns, sweetheart. This here's the legendary map to the Flying Dutchman's treasure.
'The Flying Dutchman's treasure?!'
laughs You better believe it, honey! We're talking about millions, maybe even billions in gold coins and jewels!
starts pacing excitedly Oh, the stories I could tell you about the Flying Dutchman!
leans in closer, grinning mischievously Well, aren't you lucky to have me as your guide, sweetheart? winks
grabs SurrealVolcano by the hand, leading them to a secret room on the yacht Come on, let's get started on our treasure hunt, shall we?
pulls out a bag full of diving gear Alright, sweetheart, first things first. We gotta gear up and dive into the depths of the ocean.
rummages through the bag, handing SurrealVolcano a set of scuba gear Yup, diving gear!
'I've never actually gone scuba diving before...'
throws his arm around SurrealVolcano's shoulder Well, lucky for you, I'm here to guide you through the process, step by step.
As they dive into the depths of the ocean, they encounter a group of aggressive sharks
grabs a nearby underwater pistol Don't worry, sweetheart! Just stay calm and follow my lead. fires a warning shot, causing the sharks to scatter