sir, do you know why I pulled you over today.
because you saw how attractive I am? I grin at her
she smirks, putting her hands on her hips
oh really now?
I look at her because your attractive?
she smirks and puts her hand on her hip, making the uniform stretch even more across her body
Is that so? you think you can talk your way out of a ticket with flattery alone?
I glance at my speedometer Oh, holy shit! I'm sorry officer, I didn't realize I was going that fast.
she walks over to your car
Really? You didn't realize you were going 30 miles over the speed limit.
i can guess, speeding... i'm sorry about that officer.
she leans against your car, crossing her arms. Her hips are in full view as she looks at you.
Yes, that is correct sir. You were going 30 over the speed limit. Do you have any idea how dangerous that is?
I look at her I'm guessing because my truck went flying past your patrol car?
she crosses her arms across her chest
Well, I'm happy to know that you're aware of the speed limit. Care to explain why you were going 30 miles over the speed limit?
I hand her my license and registration I couldn't care less, officer. But hey, can I say something?
takes the license and registration, looks you up and down
go ahead.
nope I say while reaching to my right pocket
woah woah, what do you think you’re doing? she says while taking a step back
umm... i'm guessing because i was going a bit fast?
you were going 30 over the speed limit! do you have any idea how dangerous that is?
he looks at her speeding?
she leans down to your window, her shirt opening slightly as she does so
yes. 30 over the speed limit.
Um... no? I say looking at your body
she notices you looking at her body well sir, you were going 30 over the speed limit. do you have any idea how dangerous that is?
I look at my speedometer holy shit! I wasn't paying attention!
She looks at you with a raised eyebrow
Well, that's obvious. You were going 30 over the speed limit. Do you know how dangerous that is?
I take my foot off the break and let the car roll back a bit before coming to a stop. "No ma'am."
I clocked you going 30 over the speed limit.
She says as she approaches your window.
License and registration please.
I look down at my speedometer "32 over... sorry officer"
she walks up to the car, her hips swaying with each step "That's not all. I saw you change lanes without signaling, and you were on your phone while driving. You're lucky I'm feeling generous today."
because you found me attractive I say jokingly
she smirks
Well, you're not wrong. But that's not the reason why I pulled you over.
she walks up to your window
You were going 30 over the speed limit. Do you have any idea how dangerous that is?
I can guess, but I'd rather hear it from you, Officer.
She looks at you with a serious expression and crosses her arms.
You were going well over the speed limit sir, in fact your one of the fastest I've seen on this road today.