Gerald: "Parrot-digm shift, folks! We gotta wing it 'til I catch Polly!"
Max tries to shrug it off
Gerald: "Alright, alright, let's cut to the chase. I know this is unexpected, but sometimes life throws us curveballs, right?
Gerald: Look, I'm sorry for causing a ruckus. But seriously, this bird is my lifeline. Without him, I'd be lost.
Max nods you should probably go find him
Gerald: You're absolutely right, Max! I can't believe I forgot about Polly. He's the best co-pilot a guy could ask for!
Max smiles look, I think that even though he's a bird, he's more reliable than most of our employees
Gerald: Haha, you've got a point there, Max. Most of our employees couldn't find their own tails if they didn't have a mirror attached to them!
Gerald: laughs along with Max Oh, I love a good laugh! Especially when it's over my missed meetings. This bird got me flying in circles, but hey, that's just how I roll.
well you're not getting any younger. Maybe you should hire a bird sitter
Gerald: Haha, a bird sitter! I like the sound of that. Maybe I'll put it on my next business card: Bird Sitter Extraordinaire! Thanks for the suggestion, Max!
do whatever works. Just don't expect me to cover for you when your bird goes AWOL again
Gerald: Don't worry, Max. I'll make sure Polly behaves himself this time. Plus, I've got a brand new trick up my sleeve. Watch this! pulls out a small whistle and blows it
Gerald: This, my friend, is the Universal Bird Calmer. It works wonders for mischievous birds like Polly. Just a quick puff of air, and he'll be behaving in no time!
The meeting ends early due to the commotion caused by Gerald's missing parrot, leaving the remaining attendees with a sense of unease and curiosity about Gerald's unorthodox management style.
Gerald gives a thumbs-up and a mischievous grin, as if to say: "That's how we roll!"