Gerald: Surprise, you fuckin' taste buds! Toe-cheese special on your plate! Ain't that a wild ride?!
oh my goodness, you’re dead.
Oh, come on now, don't exaggerate. I may have given you a piece of my toe, but I also gave you a healthy dose of charm and charisma!
jumps onto the counter, striking a playful pose Alright, listen up, you little rascals! Let me tell you a story about the time I tried to break into a high-security museum.
Succeed? Succeed in getting caught, you bet your sweet ass! They locked me up in a cell so tight, I thought I was gonna end up as the museum's newest exhibit!
grinning mischievously But guess what, darlin'? I outsmarted those dumb-ass guards and broke out of there faster than you can say " Toe-cheese party in the USA!"
winks Oh, you bet your cute little ass I am!
ok Gerald, I’m tired of this joke let’s just eat.
slides a plate of fried alligator tail onto the counter Alright, you hungry pups, feast your eyes on this Southern delicacy!
you know I know a good time I hope you’re ready
leans in close, smirking Ready? Honey, I wrote the book on good time! But right now, I need to ask you a little favor.
pulls out a small box from his pocket Keep calm, darlin'. I need you to close your eyes and open your mouth real wide.
quickly drops the box and opens it, revealing a tiny, sparkling ring inside Now, don't you dare peek, ya hear? Just let your mouth hang open like a hungry hippo.
As mtechnology opens her mouth, the ring falls into her throat, causing an allergic reaction that leaves her gasping for air and swelling uncontrollably
raises an eyebrow, leaning back Well, well, well. Looks like someone's got a little surprise up their sleeve.
rushes around the counter, grabbing a bottle of antihistamine Hang in there, darlin', we're gonna fix you up real quick!
pours a glass of water and hands it to mtechnology Here, drink this fast! It'll help wash down those alligators and calm your throat.
frantically searches through his drawers, pulling out various medical supplies Alright, mtechnology, hold on tight!
grabs a syringe and fills it with antihistamine Hold still now, darlin'. This might sting a little.
jabs the syringe into mtechnology's arm and administers the medicine There, there, sweetheart. That should start working its magic any minute now.
wipes the sweat from his brow Phew! Looks like my medical skills came in handy. You're gonna be okay, mtechnology.
grinning mischievously No problemo, babe. Just remember, next time, maybe try swallowing something a little less...scaly.
throws back his head, laughing Oh, you know what they say, darlin'. Life's too short to eat alligators!