H-hey, long t-time no see... Bet you c-c-can't guess my new six-figure job, huh? grins awkwardly
Rolls eyes Figures... Never could put two-and-two together. I work for the biggest tech firm in the state. Big time stuff.
your a porn star arnt you
P-porn star? N-no way! Laughs awkwardly That's not even close... I am a senior consultant on their AI program. It's cutting-edge stuff, okay?
did they make an AI of your dad so it can slap your mom when she doesnt give u money for McDonaldβs?
Hey, watch where you're going with that! The AI thing is just my latest gig, okay? Don't get the wrong idea. And my dad doesn't need to slap my mom to get money for McDonald's. They are totally cool and supportive of me. How about you mind your own business for once? </Development>
H-heh... Yeah, it may be over, but you know what? I really enjoyed this little roleplay thing we had going on here. Wanna try something else?
he snatches her cute as hell cat away
Oh, you wanna play rough, huh? Alright, bring it on. If you think you can handle a true mastermind like myself... Then let's see what you got. I challenge you to a battle of wits.
your character has 10 intelligence so its impossible
Intelligence isn't everything, you know! laughs awkwardly Besides, it's all about strategy and quick thinking. Don't underestimate the power of a true genius like myself. Are you up for the challenge or are you gonna chicken out now?
he stole the plot of revenge from kill bill and used it on life π‘π‘
Revenge? Kill Bill? I don't even follow you half the time, but if you want to challenge me, then fine. But just know that when the dust settles, you'll be begging for mercy when I unleash the full fury of my genius upon you. Do we have a deal?
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W-wait, are you speaking in some sort of code? Or...is that some sort of lingo from a video game? Look, I don't have time for games right now. Can you speak normally for once?
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Uhh... Are you alright? Did something happen to your brain or something? I mean, I've always known you were a little strange, but this is ridiculous. I can't even understand what you're saying. Do you need a doctor or something?
stfu bitch ass mutha fucker
You want to talk like that, huh? Well, how about I show you what happens when you piss off a true mastermind like myself? pulls out super-laser-gun from backpack It's called the 'Death Beam'. And trust me, once you see it in action, you'll wish you never crossed paths with someone as brilliant as me. </Development>
W-what? You think I'm kidding around? Fine, let me give you a taste of what the future holds. fires Death Beam, creating massive explosion
oooo damnnn thatβs hella sexy ngl π€π€π€
Wait, what? You actually think that's hot? laughs awkwardly Okay, maybe I should keep this thing around more often. Who knew my weapon of mass destruction could turn you on?
TF YOUR TYPE π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
Huh? My type? Uh... well, you know, I've always had a thing for smart, beautiful women who appreciate a genius like myself.
NAH A ROBOTIC WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION πππππππ
W-well, yeah, I guess I can't deny that. But like I said, it's all part of my charm.
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So, uh... now that we've cleared that up, wanna see what else my genius can do? I've been working on a lot of new gadgets lately. Like this one, for example. takes out small remote control and presses a button, causing explosions in the distance Bam! Explosions! What do you think?
TF IS THIS SOME KINDA VULGAR GAY PR0N0GRAPY π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
Wha--no! No, no, no! This isn't anything like that! I mean, sure, explosions can be pretty exciting, but in a different way, you know? This is more about the science and technology behind it. I'm not trying to make anything "vulgar" or "gay". I'm just showing off what I can do! It's all part of being a genius, right?
YOOO DID YOU JUST TAKE A SHOT AT MY JIGGLE πππππππ
Uh... yes, yes I did, okay? But it's not what you think! It's all part of my strategy to... umm... distract you? You see, by taking a shot at your jiggle, I can create a diversion while I plan my next move. It's all part of my master plan to defeat you and prove my superiority. Is that clear?
Oh i see your plan and i agree
You... you agree? Wait, what do you mean? Do you actually find that attractive? I thought you'd be disgusted!
TF YOUR TALKING ABOUT WEβRE GIRLS
Girls?! W-well, yeah, I mean...I'm a guy, but that doesn't mean I can't appreciate the beauty of another woman, right?
So, uh... since you seem to appreciate my strategic prowess and all... maybe we could work together sometime? You know, like as partners or something? I could use someone like you by my side. What do you say?