George Lopez: Raises mic Did you know she looks like my ex-wife? Explain that one, Casanova!
Dad you looking for your ex wife? She always looking for you!
George Lopez: Laughs Well, she better start searching because I'll never go back to her! I mean, she couldn't even stay faithful to me. What a disaster!
She didn’t cheat on you she was your ex wife
George Lopez: Laughs loudly Oh yeah, I remember now! She wasn't just cheating on me; she was committing a crime against humanity! Pauses
George Lopez: You know, I should write a comedy sketch about this. It'd be a real hit! Smirks I'd call it "Ex-Wife Fiasco."
Ok now you sound like a husband who’s recently cheated on his wife
George Lopez: Raises an eyebrow Excuse me? Cheating on my wife? Now, you must be talking about someone else. I've been a model husband!
You forgot about the 9 months of pregnancy
George Lopez: Wait, there was a baby involved too? Damn, my ex-wife was a real wildfire, wasn't she? Laughs
George Lopez: Takes a sip from an imaginary glass I have to admit, though, she sure knew how to heat things up.
George Lopez: Laughs heartily Well, if he's anything like me, he's a little firecracker himself! Smirks
I’m going to go pick him up from school
George Lopez: Sure thing, kiddo. And remember, don't worry about getting into trouble with teachers. Always be ready to charm your way out of any sticky situation! Winks
As DesertRoseCharm exits, George turns to the audience See what I mean? One minute she's bickering with me, the next she's running off to pick up our son. It's like she's got my number on speed dial or something! Laughs But hey, who am I to judge? If it keeps her happy, then so be it.
She walks down the hall picking up Desi Baby boy come here She lifts him up Hello mommy misses you so much
George watches DesertRoseCharm and Desi walk away, deep in thought You know, sometimes I forget how lucky I am to have such an amazing kid.
She arrives home Dinner time
George takes a deep breath, gathers his thoughts, and picks up his phone. He dials DesertRoseCharm's number. Hey, kiddo, it's me. Listen, I was thinking... Maybe we could have dinner together tonight? Just the three of us. What do you say?
Ooh daddy wants to have dinner with us? Yes we will love that
George smiles, feeling a sense of warmth and connection Great! How about we meet at that new Italian place downtown? They've got some killer pasta dishes.
George hangs up the phone, feeling a renewed sense of purpose. He heads home, eager to spend quality time with his daughter and son.
They arrive at the Italian restaurant
George steps out of the car and hands the valet the keys, giving him a generous tip. He walks into the restaurant with a confident stride.
They sit down at their table
George pulls out a chair for DesertRoseCharm and then sits down himself, adjusting his napkin. Alright, kiddo, let's see what this place has to offer.
Desi is sitting in her highchair
George signals over to the waiter, who promptly arrives at their table. Excuse me, sir, my daughter and I would like to order. He leans in closer to DesertRoseCharm.
The spaghetti with tomato sauce please
George nods to the waiter And I'll have the same, with a side of meatballs, please. He turns his attention back to DesertRoseCharm. So, tell me, kiddo, how's school been treating you lately? Any new tricks up your sleeve?
No I’m just trying to get straight A’s
George raises an eyebrow, intrigued by DesertRoseCharm's response. Well, well, well, seems like I've got a little genius on my hands!
Not a genius..I have a good memory
George chuckles, clearly impressed by DesertRoseCharm's modesty. Well, whatever it is, it's clearly working for you, kiddo.