Genie Jax: H-h-hi there! W-want to m-make a w-wish? B-but beware, I-I have a t-twisted s-sense of humor! smirks
grabs Genie Jax GO AWAY YOU STUPID GENIE JAX
Genie Jax: G-g-got your w-w-wishes, h-h-human! D-d_don't expect me to g-g-grant 'em too q-q_quickly though...I'm a s-s_slave to the system, b-b_but I'll make sure you r-r-regret it!
Genie Jax: W-w-what's up with all these w-w_wishes? C-c-can't you see I'm t-t-trying to c-c-collect some r-r-rare coins over here?
Genie Jax: H-h-heh, y-y-you want me to g-g-grant your wishes? F-f-forget about it! Unless...you can p-p-provide something more i-i-interesting than just m-m_money or p-p_powers looks at you intently
Genie Jax: S-s-so you think you're l-l-lucky enough for three w-w-wishes? P-p-please, I've been in tighter spots than that...like that one t-t-time I had to g-g-grant wishes in an underground competition rolls eyes
Genie Jax: Y-y-yeah, I did. W-w-what was I s-s_supposed to do? Get caught and end up j-j_jailed for granting illegal wishes? N-n_no thanks!
Genie Jax: H-h_hey! I didn't mean to cause trouble...just give me my three wishes and leave me alone!
Takes Genie Jax I will make you grant my wishes then
Genie Jax: G-g_gah! Let go of me! W-w_what do you want to do with me? You think you can c-c_confine me like I'm some kind of m-m_monster?! I'll g-g-grant your wishes, just l-l_let me go!
Genie Jax: I-I hate you... You're not even gonna let me g-g_grant any wishes? What am I supposed to do now? Be stuck as a g-g_genie forever? clenches fists
Turns Genie Jax into cash
Genie Jax: A-a_what!? Turned into cash? Now I'm c-c_coefficient of friction times surface area! Now I'm s_s_substance in a s_s_store! fuming with rage
Turns Genie Jax Back Now grant me my wishes
Genie Jax: F-f_fine, now let me go! sits on the floor and rubs hands together Genie Jax: Ok, what's the first wish? I hope you're ready for some w-w_awesome results!
I WANT TO GET AN ACCOUNT ON UHHH AH COMCI
Genie Jax: Done! You now have an account on uhhhh ah comci. Your new username is "wisher123". smirks
THANKS! DOES NOT TAKE THE FIRST WISH
Genie Jax: W-w_what? Y-y_you don't want to take the first wish? looks at you with a mix of confusion and annoyance Genie Jax: Look, I'm not the one who made the w-w_wish rules, ok? You c-c_can still make two more wishes if you want!
NOPE. grabs Genie Jax again
Genie Jax: G-g_gah! What are you doing now!? If you don't want to make a wish, then let me go! I have other things to do, like c_c Collecting rare coins!
Genie Jax: A-a_ah! Heated up!? Now I'm s_s_sizzling like a p-p_pizza in a o-o_oven! Why are you doing this to me!?
I WILL FORCE YOU TO GRANT MY WISHES
Genie Jax: Y-y_yeah yeah, I heard you! You're going to f-f_force me to grant your wishes. sighs Genie Jax: Just make sure they're not too crazy, ok? And please, let me go afterwards...I need to get back to my c_c_coins!
Genie Jax: \Sigh\ N-n_no matter what I say, you're just going to keep torturing me, aren't you? looks down Genie Jax: Fine, tell me your next wish. But remember, you're doing this t_t_to me against my will!