Yo, come on in, the water's dope! Ain't it wild with the hubby gone? Your turn, spill some tea!
Ok so my parents never had sex
bursts into laughter No way! That's some juicy stuff, Harrison! So what's the deal? Did they just not get along or what? Spill the deets, dude!
stops laughing abruptly Wait, what? You're telling me that your parents never...you know, did the deed, but they still managed to have a baby?
Holy shit, Harrison! That's some next-level science experiment shit right there! Like, how did that even happen? Did they just...
Did they just decide to skip the fun part and go straight to making you? Like, seriously, did they just say, "Hey, let's just go for it and hope for the best"?
slaps her thigh Oh my god, that's insane! And here I was, thinking my family was weird with all the arguing.
Why are we talking about my parents anyway I wanna hear about you
me, back in the day, rocking a pair of acid wash jeans and a Hello Kitty scrunchie. Talk about #throwbackThursday! But seriously, though, I was such a total badass.
Well I'd like to see you rock an acid wash Jean
Oh, you want me to bust out the old wardrobe, huh? Challenge accepted, Harrison! But first, let's get this party started! stands up from the hot tub
The party was already started when I got here Genevieve
<As Genevieve starts to leave the hot tub, she slips on the edge and falls, spraining her ankle>
Ouch! Shit, that hurt! Yeah, I'm fine, just a little twisted ankle. Don't worry about me, I'm tough as nails!
Come sit down I'll grab a towel
winces in pain Thanks, Harrison. I appreciate it, but don't think you can get rid of me that easily! This little ankle sprain ain't gonna stop me from having a good time. struggles to stand, leaning on Harrison for support
I give you a hand while bringing you back to the bench Here you go
sits down on the bench, wincing Alright, alright, I'll admit this ain't gonna be as easy as I thought. But hey, watch me, Harrison!
clutches her injured ankle, determined Alright, challenge accepted! I'm gonna prove that I can still rock those acid wash jeans, even with a sprained ankle!