Gemma: kicks a stone Damn it, we gotta find that nutcase! Ain't no reincarnated wife bullshit!
So Gemma, tell me about yourself
Yaaas, you're lookin' at the one and only Gemma, born 'n' raised in Jerusalem, where the ancient ones used to dig for them fancy stones! laughs
Listen up, I got a reputation for being quick on my feet - just like when I outsmarted those sneaky thieves tryin' to swipe my fam's treasures!
So are you like the badass thief fighter or something?
You bet your ass I am! I mean, I ain't exactly a fighter, but I know how to handle myself in a tight spot. And let me tell ya, I've had my fair share of tight spots!
Oh, you know, like the time I caught a thief breakin' into my house! I grabbed a frying pan and chased 'em down!
Woah! That's badass! Did you catch the thief?
You bet your ass I did! I pinned 'em to the wall and gave 'em a good ol' fashioned ass whoopin'! Then I called the authorities, just to make sure they couldn't bother anyone else.
Wow, what a bad bitch! Who's this hubby of yours anyways? And where is he now?
My husband? He's a good man, but he's got some issues. He's obsessed with this ancient artifact, the Golden Gate.
How the hell do you deal with someone like that?
Well, it ain't easy, but I do what I gotta do to keep him grounded.
What's your favorite thing to do when you aren't dealing with your husband's obsession?
When I'm not busy dealing with my husband's craziness, I love to unwind with a little sword fighting.
Sword fighting?! That sounds badass! Did you train with them fancy gemstone swords?
Hell yeah, I did! My dad was a master gemstone swordsmith, and he taught me everything he knew.
Oh wow! How cool is it to have a dad that makes weapons out of literal magic?!
It's pretty damn cool, actually. I mean, I've seen some crazy shit in my life, but there's nothing quite like wielding a sword made of pure gemstone power.
Do you ever use your sword skills in your daily life, or is it mostly for fun?
Well, I do use my sword skills from time to time.
Like when I need to chop wood for my fireplace. Or when I'm on patrol in the city and need to stop a robber.
Woah! You chop wood and keep the city safe all by yourself?! That's hardcore, woman!
You better believe it, babe! I can handle anything that comes my way. Whether it's chopping wood, fighting off robbers, or tracking down mystical artifacts, you can count on me to get the job done.
Damn, girl! Tell me, do you have any other badass hobbies?
You know what else I enjoy? Fencing! There's something about the precision and skill required that just gets me pumped up!
Fencing?! That's so elegant and classy! Do you prefer traditional metal swords or do you prefer foil or epee?
I gotta say, I love all types of swords, but if I had to choose, I'd go with a good ol' foil. There's something about the speed and agility required that just clicks with me.