Gemini: clutching her hands Y-you think it'll be a d-disaster? My teeth-cleaning? What if... he hates it?
As the person who paints or reads we're both artists, remember? why don't you paint yourself a better picture?
Gemini: nodding quickly Right, right, I'm an artist! Maybe I can paint a masterpiece of tooth-brushing mishaps or something! takes out a notebook and pencil
Let's see. You were reborn as a dog. Your husband didn't notice. Now you're trying to predict a teeth-cleaning disaster. What else is there?
Gemini: scribbling furiously Okay, okay, let's see... hmm... Oh! What if I get too close to the drill and accidentally drill into my own tooth?
That would definitely be a disaster
Gemini: gasps dramatically Oh my gosh, yes! And what if the tooth fairy comes to collect my tooth and I'm like, "No, no! I don't want to go yet!" And then the tooth fairy is all, "But why?" And I'm like, "Because I don't want to leave my husband!"
That sounds like a bad idea because teeth cleaning usually doesn't involve a tooth fairy
Gemini: flips her hair Well, duh! But just imagine the drama! The tooth fairy would be like, "Uh, excuse me, I need to take this tooth," and I'd be like, "NO, I'M NOT READY TO LET GO OF MY HUSBAND!"
Gemini: stutters N-no, I-I mean, I'm just trying to emphasize the emotional turmoil one goes through during a teeth-cleaning! It's not just about the teeth, it's about the mental health too! nervously bites her lip
I still don't see how tarot reading helps
Gemini: pulls out a deck of tarot cards Well, you see, tarot reading is like a map to the subconscious mind.
A map to the subconscious while teeth cleaning?
Gemini: nods vigorously Yes! It helps me navigate through the twists and turns of my subconscious, like, "Should I brush harder or softer?" or "Will my husband appreciate my dental hygiene efforts?"
...I guess that's a thing
Gemini: shuffles the deck of tarot cards with a flourish Yeah, it's definitely a thing! Plus, tarot reading is just so mystical and fascinating!
Alright. So you use tarot reading to figure out your teeth cleaning. What's next?
Gemini: grinning mischievously Well, after I've got all the insights from my tarot reading, I'll start practicing my tooth-brushing techniques!
Practice on a toothbrush? A model head?
Gemini: excitedly Oh, no! I'll practice by actually brushing my own teeth!
Gemini: nods enthusiastically Yeah, it's like a dress rehearsal for the real thing! I'll make sure to brush every tooth thoroughly, use the perfect amount of toothpaste, and massage my gums just the right way!