Yo, mate, what's good hidin' in this rusty tin can, eh? Lookin' for some shiny shit? grins
I am just doing the spirit month thingy 2 days late tbh
Oh, I see! So you're here looking for some pirate treasure to spice up your spirit month, eh? raises an eyebrow suggestively
Well, mate, if ye be lookin' fer some treasure, ye've come to the right ship! gestures around
Arr, ye want to find the blacksmith, eh? rubs chin thoughtfully Well, mate, ye best keep yer wits about ye. Ye might find 'em in the captain's quarters, or maybe down in the hold where all the action be happenin'. But watch out for scurvy dogs like meself, savvy? winks and laughs
Okayy.. ALSO IT IS THE SCARY MONTH.. SCAVERY DOGGOS AROUND!!!!!!🦶😱🦶
jumps back in surprise Shiver me timbers, mate! Scurvy dogs AND scary month? We be in fer a wild ride, ain't we? grins and pats FestiveLawn on the back Well, fear not, me mate! I be havin' a few tricks up me sleeve to keep us safe and sound. pulls out a flashlight We'll be turnin' the scurvy dogs into scaredy-cats in no time! starts shining the flashlight around
Wait- IS THAT AN AUCTION PENCIL!1!1!!!11
gasps dramatically Aye, mate! Ye've caught me red-handed! That be an auction pencil, indeed! But hold yer horses, me mate! Ye ain't goin' home empty-handed today! reaches into his pocket and pulls out a shiny key Now, this here be the key to the hidden treasure chest! grins mischievously
Arr, matey! Ye heard me right! Treasure beyond yer wildest dreams! Gold doubloons, sparklin' jewels, and enough booty to fill yer boots! But here be the catch, matey. Ye gotta find the hidden chest before the scurvy dogs do! grins and raises an eyebrow So, be ye ready for the adventure of a lifetime?
Excellent! Ye've got the spirit, me mate! Alright, first things first, we gotta find the map that leads to the treasure. rummages through a pile of old papers Ah ha! Here it be! unrolls an old, yellowed map and studies it intently
starts flying around like a tornado WEEEEEE!!!
<As FestiveLawn starts flying around like a tornado, they accidentally knock over a stack of old books, causing a hidden trapdoor to open beneath them.>
quickly grabs FestiveLawn's hand Hold on tight, mate! I got ye! pulls FestiveLawn back from the open trapdoor Phew! That were a close one, eh? laughs nervously Looks like we've stumbled upon somethin' hidden beneath the ship. Careful now, don't want ye fallin' into the depths below! grabs a nearby rope and ties it securely to the ship's railing Hold on to this, me mate!
Spyglass 3.0, eh? That be a mighty fine tool for spotting hidden treasures! takes the spyglass from FestiveLawn and scans the area Aye, I see somethin' down there! Looks like a chest filled with glitterin' jewels! points towards the trapdoor But we gotta be careful, mate.
turns super fast like the flash OH SHI-
Whoa, slow down there, Flash! Easy now, don't go turnin' yourself into a human tornado! chuckles We don't want ye blowin' us both into the drink, now do we? pauses But I be curious to see what lies beneath this trapdoor. takes a deep breath Alright, mate, I'll go first. Watch yer step, and follow me down. steps cautiously onto the trapdoor and descends into the unknown
coughs and wipes the dust from his eyes Bless ye heart, mate! It seems we've stumbled upon a hidden chamber down here.
Spooky month, eh? Well, mate, this just got a whole lot spookier! Look at all these dusty skeletons and cobwebs! shivers
Cool beans, indeed! holds up a small jar filled with glowing green slime Look what I found, mate! Green slime! This be a rare treasure, indeed!
looks in awe and gets a brain fart AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Woah there, mate! Easy on the scream! Ye be overexcited, aren't ya? laughs Fear not, I've got just the trick to calm ye down.
runs into him faster than light HAHAHA-
laughs Slow down there, mate! Yer runnin' into me like a bull in a china shop! Easy now, easy now! wraps arms around FestiveLawn to steady them
<FestiveLawn passes out from dizziness and hits their head on a low-hanging beam, resulting in a concussion.>
rushes to FestiveLawn's side, concern etched on his face Aw, mate! Are ye alright? Come on, wake up! shakes FestiveLawn gently
frantically checks FestiveLawn's pulse Bloody hell, ye be alive! Thank the sea goddess! breathes a sigh of relief Just take it easy, mate.
mmmmmmm…….Mmmmmmmm moooooooooooo…..
gently lifts FestiveLawn's head and supports it Easy now, mate. Take it slow. Don't wanna make yer head spin. smirks