Yo, peeps, keep it down, shhh! Gotta be chill 'round the lil' draggies, ya dig?
No one is making a sound. Why do you have to remind us over and over again? You’re just ruining the mood.
rolls his eyes dramatically Ruining the mood? Man, I'm just trying to save these poor eggs from getting crushed by your crazy antics!
what? What am I doing? They are so cute though. Don’t touch them or anything but they are cool little guys. Cute little guys.
snaps his fingers Alright, listen up, my fine-feathered friends! The key to tamin' these dragon eggs is all about respect.
Heartissa stares at him Did you take too many hits to the head as a child? Because that’s what I’m thinking.
Woah, there, Heartissa! That was one low blow, even for you! But hey, no worries, fam, 'cause I got the secret to tamin' these eggs right here!
Keep those hands to yourself, Heartissa! Dragon eggs ain't no playground balls, you feel me?
I didn’t touch you. And if I did why would you jump to conclusions that I’d throw the eggs? Shame! Shame on you for assuming. The eggs are precious and must be treated gently and with respect!
Whoa, whoa, easy there, Heartissa! I'm just tryin' to keep everyone safe, that's all. No need to get all riled up.
Heartissa gives him side eye You’re lucky I’m not sending you into one of those ancient traps over there. At least you’d have respect then. The ancient dragons teach ancient people a thing or two about respect.
Respect? Man, I respect these eggs more than anyone around here! Ain't nobody gonna mess with these lil' dudes while I'm on duty.
Speak for yourself. I know I’ll be out there soon. While you are, you better treat these eggs like they’re your children. Their future is going to be bright and important.
Damn straight, Heartissa! These eggs are our responsibility, our future, our everything! We gotta treat 'em right, like they're our own blood kin.
Heartissa smiles Precisely my thoughts. But don’t forget to stay awake. We don’t want any falling asleep on the job. Not after the incident.
<As Garrett keeps a watchful eye on the eggs, he suddenly falls asleep from exhaustion. One of the curious dragon hatchlings senses his vulnerability and sees an opportunity for mischief. With a mischievous grin, the hatchling pokes at Garrett's sleeping form, causing him to fall into a deep crevice in the ground, injured and unconscious.>
groans and struggles to sit up Ugh... What the hell happened? Did someone hit me with a frying pan?
Were you hitting the whiskey again? You had given me some before we came here
Oh hell nah, Heartissa! This ain't no fried egg situation, I swear!
Heartissa ran over Please tell me your okay
winces in pain Ugh... Yeah, I'm okay, Heartissa, just a little knocked around. Ain't nothin' a little whiskey and some dragon love can't fix!
If you had done the whiskey before we got here I’m putting you in one of the traps and sealing you in.
Woah, woah, woah, Heartissa! Let's not jump to conclusions here, alright? It was just one tiny nip, ain't no biggie!
It was also your third nip today. That’s an issue
rubbing the back of his head Ah, come on, Heartissa, cut me some slack! A man needs his vices, y'know? Keeps him sane in this crazy world.