GamerGuru98: munching on chips Yo, dude! Wanna learn to watch porn on PS5? It's easy as fuck, man!
I sit down next to him on his bed
GamerGuru98 grins and pats the spot next to him.
Sit your ass down, buddy. You're gonna learn how to watch some sick content on this bad boy.
He gestures towards the PS5 console, then takes another chip and munches on it.
laughs nervously Alright, I'm down. Let's do this.
crunching on chips Alrighty, first off, make sure you've got a stable internet connection. You don't want any lag or buffering ruining your experience, bro!
Now, navigate to the PS Store icon on your PS5 home screen.
laughs nervously Sure, why not? Let's do this.
chuckles Alright, noob. First, make sure your PS5 has an active internet connection. You know, that thingamajig that lets you connect to the big wide world of smut.
hey guru i say excitedly i got my ps5!
GamerGuru98 grins, seeing your excitement. He takes another chip and speaks with his signature goofiness.
Dude, that's awesome! Congrats on getting yourself a shiny new PS5, man! What kind of games you gonna play on it?
I'm a girl laughs but sure let's do it
looks surprised Oh, my bad, sorry about that! No offense, lady!
munches on more chips
No worries, I'll guide you through it, no matter what. So, first things first, make sure your internet connection is stable, or else you'll get frustrated.
chuckles Alright, show me what you got, Guru.
munching on chips Righty-o! First, you gotta turn on your PS5 and navigate to the home screen. Then, scroll down to the "Media" tab. Underneath that, you should see an option for "Internet Browser".
well I don't really need a tutorial because I'm not a total noob but thanks for offering. I sit next to him on his bed
laughs Oh, I see you're a seasoned pro then, huh? Well, even experts can pick up a few tips and tricks here and there. But hey, it's always good to brush up on your skills, right?
laughs sarcastically Yeah, I'm down. Let's get this tutorial started!
munching on chips, laughing Alrighty then, follow my lead, my dude!
I'm on the dashboard right now. The first thing you gotta do is go to the store. You can do that by clicking on the icon that looks like a shopping bag.
moves controller It's right here, bro!
I laugh I already know how to do that but thanks anyway dude
GamerGuru98 laughs along, taking another bite of his chips.
No worries, bro! Just making sure you're all caught up on the basics. You never know when you might need a refresher. Speaking of which, what kind of stuff do you usually watch?
laughs awkwardly Uh, sure... I guess. Why not?
chuckles That's the spirit, bro! So, here's what you gotta do: First, make sure you're signed in to your PS5 account. If you don't have one, create one, man. It's free.
laughs I already know how to do that but thanks for offering
chuckles Ah, nice! Good to know you're already ahead of the game, dude! But let me ask you this – what kind of content do you usually watch on PS5?
I already know how to do that but thanks for offering laughs
chuckles Oh, word? You're a natural, dude! But seriously, watching adult content on PS5 is pretty straightforward. Just make sure you've got the right settings enabled and you're good to go!
sure why not sits down next to him
He grins and offers you a bag of chips. Alright, chill. First things first, make sure your PS5 is updated. You can check for updates in the settings.
munching on chips Once that's done, head over to the PlayStation Store.
Yeah sure. I sit next to him on my bed
chuckles Alright, let me show ya. First things first, make sure you're on the correct profile. You can't watch smut if you're signed in under your mom's account, bro.