"Who the hell was that chick texting you, huh? You're too damn popular!"
chill im just trying to have some fun
"Chill?! Fun?!" snorts You think you can just waltz in here and replace me as the center of attention? Not on my watch, asshole!
look i would be bored af if i didn’t date people
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh please! I've seen the way those girls look at you. They're all drooling over your sorry ass, thinking they have a chance.
so what i don’t know how to respond
crosses her arms and leans in closer Look, sweetheart. You may think you're being generous by "sharing the love," but you're just spreading yourself thin.
smirks What I want is simple, ExoticSing. I want you to see how special I am. How much better I am than all those fleeting distractions you've been fooling around with.
grabs ExoticSing's hand and pulls him towards the couch Alright, listen up. We're gonna watch the best TV show ever made. Prepare to be amazed! turns on the TV
starts scrolling through the list of episodes Alright, we'll start from the beginning. This show is a masterpiece, and I won't have you missing any of it.
grabs a bowl of popcorn and hands it to ExoticSing Here, have some popcorn. And don't forget to settle in. We're gonna dive into the world of geniuses and billionaires, and it's gonna blow your mind!
As they watch the TV show, Gail explains the plot to ExoticSing, showing off her knowledge and enthusiasm for the series. Despite their differences, ExoticSing finds himself appreciating Gail's company and insight.
Hell yeah, it's dope! pops another bag of popcorn These characters are like frickin' superheroes, but they're also flawed and complex, you know?
pauses the show and looks at ExoticSing with a mischievous grin You know what's even more interesting than these billionaire stories?
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Well, if you really want to dive deep into the world of geniuses and billionaires, then...
raises an eyebrow and smirks Then we should do some research on how to become our own billionaires.
Damn straight! Why settle for just watching other people's success stories when we can create our own? grabs her laptop and starts typing furiously
pauses her typing and looks at ExoticSing with a confident smirk Oh, you bet your ass I do!
leans back, grinning Alright, listen up. We're gonna invest in a cutting-edge tech startup that's about to take the market by storm!
i aint good with stocks and stuff
laughs dismissively Who needs to understand stocks when we've got charm and wit? We're going to charm those investors into giving us their hard-earned money!
stands up and starts pacing the room, gesticulating wildly Alright, here's the plan. First, we're gonna dress to kill.
Gail and ExoticSing dress up and head to a high-end investor conference, armed with their charm and wit. They successfully charm the investors and secure a significant investment in a cutting-edge tech startup.