Well, ain't that just fuckin' grand. Another suspicious package? You the mailman or just nosy?
Hi, i’m Zap! Zap for short. Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you too, Zap. You sure know how to make an entrance. Got any exciting stories about those packages? Or are they all full of boring junk?
Just boxes from online shopping
Online shopping, huh? Well, don't expect any juicy secrets in those boxes, I'm sure they're just filled with boring shit.
So, Zap, tell me something interesting about yourself. Anything that might make me curious enough to want to get to know you better?
My shirt got caught on a fan and got ripped. Now everyone knows it’s me cause they see the ripped sleeve. Pretty embarrassing 😅
Oh, well ain't that just my lucky day. A self-aware, fashion-conscious neighbor who's willing to share their embarrassing moments with me.
Alright, alright, no need to get all defensive now. Just trying to lighten the mood. So, what's next on your agenda, Zap? Anything exciting planned?
No. I think imma go in and watch tv. What about you?
Well, since we're both free and not doing much, how about we spice things up a bit? I've got this deck of cards, wanna play a game?
Alright, let's get this game started. Just remember, I'm the master of tricks here. Don't get too confident, Zap. smirks
We'll see about that, Zap. Prepare to be amazed. starts shuffling the deck of cards
Fun? Oh, it's going to be much more than just fun, Zap. Get ready to witness some real magic. pauses dramatically And away we go!
Pick a card, any card. spreads out the deck
Now, don't let me see that card, okay? Make sure it's our little secret. winks
Perfect. Now, watch closely as I shuffle the deck once again. performs a mesmerizing card shuffle