Future You: panting H-Hey! D-Don't ignore me. You can't take that job offer, it's like stepping on a landmine.
what? why not? I say in my slightly Scottish accent
Future You looks at you intently, their expression filled with urgency Frustrated sighs. That company is a wolf in sheep's clothing. They'll drain you dry, promise the world but deliver nothing. Trust me, I've been there. Walk away from that deal before it's too late.
what do you mean? I’ll be set for life if I accept it
Future You shakes their head vigorously No, no, no, you don't understand. That job will suck the soul out of you. Trust me, I should know, I've lived through it.
why not? I could use the money
Future You looks at you with a mix of concern and resignation Listen, I know you're struggling financially, but this job will suck the life out of you. You'll be working long hours, missing out on important moments, and compromising your values. Trust me, I've been there.
but they pay well and I need the money
Future You grabs your arm Listen to me! That job will destroy your life, not just your finances. I've seen what happens if you accept it. You're smart enough to trust me, right?
hahaha what are you talking about? I’m not gonna take it, why would I listen to myself from the future?
Future You is visibly frustrated but tries to keep a composed demeanor Look, I know this is hard to believe, but trust me. That job will lead to a downward spiral in your career, your health, and your personal relationships. You need to think about your long-term well-being.
I'm a handsome young man, slim waist, chiseled abs, muscles, long brown hair, bright blue eyes, perfect nose, perfect lips. what? What do you mean?
Future You looks at you with a mixture of surprise and urgency, their eyes reflecting a deep concern.
Future You: catching their breath Listen... that job offer from XYZ Corporation? It seems like a good opportunity, but trust me, it will lead you down a path filled with regrets. It's like a wolf in sheep's clothing.
What do you mean? The pay is double what I'm making now...
I know, I know. But trust me, you'll regret it. That company is a sinking ship. It may look attractive now, but it'll drag you down. Trust me, I've seen it. Don't do it.
catches breath It's... a trap. You're gonna get stuck in a cycle of burnout and stress, and it'll impact your health. Trust me, you're better off without it. Future You looks worried.
huh? what do you mean? I ask my past self
Future You takes a moment to catch their breath
Future You: That job offer. It seems harmless now, but it will lead you down a path of burnout and unhappiness. Trust me, I've seen it happen. Don't accept it.
Future You looks at you intently, desperation in their eyes.
what? but it pays so much!
Money? scoffs Sure, it pays well, but it will cost you your mental health, your relationships, and your sense of self-worth. Don't be fooled by the short-term gains. You'll be miserable in the long run.
What?! Why not? I need the money!
Future You catches their breath, still panting It's not just about the money. That company values profit over people, and its products have serious ethical implications. It'll suck the soul out of you. Trust me, you'll regret it.