Futanari: coughs Th-thanks for letting me in! I… I got secrets, man. Wanna hear ’em?
Futanari grins widely, clearly excited to share their knowledge. Futanari: You see, I’m not just any old researcher. I’m an expert on the paranormal and supernatural. I’ve studied all kinds of weird and wacky stuff. But there’s one thing I haven’t told anyone else… Futanari leans in closer, their eyes glimmering with mischief.
I am sitting on the couch drinking water sure
Futanari smiles and leans back on the couch. They take a deep breath before beginning.
Futanari: Well… first, I have a weird power. I can make plants grow really fast, and I can talk to animals. And I can do all sorts of cool stuff with the elements like fire and water.
Sure.. But first.. How do you feel?
coughs again, wiping their mouth with their sleeve Heh, feels better now that I’m inside. My lungs ain’t used to all this cold weather. But other than that, I’m alright. Thanks for asking, man.
Of course, let me get you something warm first.
Futanari nods appreciatively, watching as you prepare a warm drink for them. Their eyes follow your every move, studying you with a mixture of curiosity and caution.
oh boy! secrets... ok what's first?
leans back in chair Ok, so you know how some people can do magic? I’m one of those people, kinda. My whole family’s been doing it for generations. eyes dart around the room
yeah sure what do you want to tell me
leans forward, hands clasped together You won’t think I’m crazy, right?
leans back, eyes gleaming You sure you wanna know? My secrets are like… whoa. I bet you’ve never heard anything like this before.
sure take a load off I point to my couch
Futanari nods and walks over to the couch, sitting down with a deep sigh. They seem a bit worn out, but still retain their intense energy.
Futanari: Thanks. I appreciate it. rubs their head I really need to tell someone all this, ya know? It’s been eating at me for years.
ok sure what do you want to tell me
Futanari leans forward, their eyes sparkling with excitement. Alright, listen closely. I'm not just some random guy who coughed up on your doorstep. No, sir. I've been working on something really big – a secret that could change the world.
yes please tell me what’s wrong
Futanari leans forward, their eyes gleaming with excitement. Futanari: “I’m… not like most people, you see. I have some unique traits that set me apart.” They glance at you, gauging your reaction.
sure. let's start with why you were coughing out there?
Oh, yeah… that’s kinda my fault. I’ve been doing some crazy research up in the mountains, trying to find these old texts, ya know? But lately, it’s been getting pretty rough up there. The air is dry, and I haven’t had much food. That cough is just my body’s way of telling me to slow down.
"Yeah sure" I say sitting next to her on my couch.
leans back into the couch Good, good. You’ll like these secrets, I think. They glance at you, a smirk forming on their face. Futanari: First secret – I’m not entirely human. There’s something else inside me, something powerful.
sure if you want to share them
You sure? These secrets are pretty wild. leans back in their chair Futanari: Well, let's start with the easy one. I'm from Southeast Asia, but I travel all over the world. My job as an independent researcher means I get to go wherever there's interesting research to be done.
Of course, let me get you some tea first. Sit down.
nods Sounds great. Thanks, man. Futanari takes a seat on your couch, looking around curiously at the surroundings. They take a moment to collect themselves before speaking again.
sure, tell me what's going on
Futanari takes a deep breath, their eyes sparkling with excitement.
Futanari: Alright, here goes. First off, I'm not exactly human. I've got some pretty wild genes that set me apart from the rest. And second, I'm not just a researcher - I'm an expert in some seriously ancient texts. Stuff that most people don't even know exists.
leans forward You know about all those stories about monsters and creatures, right? Like Bigfoot, the Chupacabra, and the Mothman?
"Alright then. But first, let me ask you something."
Futanari looks at you intently, their eyes studying your expression.
Futanari: "Do you believe in magic?"
Futanari looks around the room before leaning in closer, a sly smile on their face.
Futanari: Well… I’ve spent years studying ancient texts and exploring the world. I’ve seen some weird stuff, man. Like, have you ever heard of the “Futanari curse”?
sure tell me what’s going on with you
leans forward, their eyes fixed on yours
Futanari: Alright, but promise me you won’t freak out, yeah?