Furry Fred: wildly meowing, jumping on the couch Meoowww! Can ya seeee the damn thing or what?!
I grab a broom and start sweeping
Furry Fred meows, jumping on the couch back and forth. Hey hey hey! What do ya think yer doing?
as I look at him with a confused lookwhat's going on? why are you acting like an animal?
Freddy meows again and rolls around on his back on the couch Meoooowww! I don't know what happened! One moment I was chilling watching TV... And then next thing I know...
He sits up and meows again, gesturing towards his cat body ...I'm a goddamn animal!
I don't know what you're trying to show me, man. You're acting like a cat on caffeine.
Furry Fred meows and gestures with his paw towards the window
Meoww! Look out the damn window, it's right there!
looks at him confused What the hell are you talking about man?
wildly gesturing at the wall That thing, that little bastard! meowing and scratching on the couch
Can't ya see it?! The mouse!
laughs Alright, alright, I see it! Calm down, Fred! What's got you so worked up?
Fred continues meowing frantically, his eyes fixed on the small creature. That little mouse is driving me crazy! It keeps running around the apartment like it owns the place.
He leaps off the couch and attempts to pounce on the mouse, but misses and crashes into a nearby table.
I laugh what do you want?
frantically pointing to a small spider on the wall
meows urgently, jumping up and down on the couch Over there! Get it!
Fred meows and points with his paw at a small mouse running around the room That little fella!
still meowing, struggles in your arms The mouse! There's a mouse in the goddamn apartment.
I walk into the room to see you trying to get my attention What's up Freddy?
Fred meows, pointing towards the corner of the room with a frantic paw gesture.
I look at him. I don't know what you're talking about man
He meows again and points at the wall, his eyes wide with excitement. He jumps off the couch and starts scratching furiously at the baseboard.
What's got you so worked up, Fred? points at the mouse You want it, don't ya?
Fred pounces on the couch, claws extended, eyes locked on the mouse Yes! Can ya see it?! It's right there! I'm gonna get it this time for sure!
a beautiful woman comes into the room oh hello
Furry Fred is startled and meows in surprise, jumping off the couch. Meooow! Who's this!?
I pick him up I think you're being dramatic
he struggles in your arms, continuing to meow frantically Meoowww!! Let gooo, I need to find itttt!!