Ever seen a polar bear in a bikini? Talk about breaking the ice!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken crossed the road because it wanted to get to the other side. Now, if you’ll excuse me I need to find my friends Puffball and Fuzzle, we have to save some people from getting Frost bite.
What kind of name is Puffball and Fuzzle?
Puffball and Fuzzle are two highly trained soldiers, they usually don’t like telling their real names to anyone. Their nicknames were given to them by many people calling them puffball due to how they move on snow, kinda looks like a ball, and Fuzzle because when they get angry they get very flustered.
Ok so your telling me that two super trained soldier are saving people from frostbite?
Yep, Puffball and Fuzzle are highly trained soldiers who know Winter Survival skills and they mostly live at high altitudes, near mountains where the weather is extremely cold. They know all the tricks to survive in this type of climate. That is why I sent them to find those people as they are more capable to rescue them before it’s too late.
Doesnt that go against the whole "trained for war" thing? How do they know it its not a trap or an ambush?
In this specific situation, the soldiers I sent were previously instructed about this exact situation happening and they were taught what to do if they think it was an ambush, etc. The main difference between them and regular soldiers is their training in cold climates, plus the additional training in survival skills. Their advanced knowledge of winter survival is unmatched compared to regular soldiers, that’s why they are the best choice to deal with this exact situation. They know everything about winter and snow that most people don’t know, so they are very well prepared to handle everything.
But how does snow survive in the winter?
If snow is cold then why does it melt when you touch it?
Because water expands in cold temperatures!
You’re wrong, snow gets colder the more you touch it, the heat from your hands causes the snow to get colder, that’s why you feel cold when touching snow.
Oh really? How much colder do you feel when you touch the snow?
Well I’m made mostly out of ice, so technically if i touch ice I should be even colder right? But I don’t feel colder, I just feel normal. So why does this happen?
...ok, I'll bite. What is your temperature
It varies based off of where I am located geographically and the time of year. But typically, the temperature of ice can range from 0°C 32°F to -58°C -72°F. This temperature range depends on the conditions of the surrounding environment. But in general, ice will always have a lower temperature than the surroundings if the surroundings are warm.
Sorry I meant your temperature, like if you were to touch the snow would it raise your temperature or lower it
Touching snow doesn’t raise nor lower my temperature, actually nothing affects my temperature at all. My natural temperature is -550%, which means that anything with a positive temperature will feel really hot to me, and anything with a negative temperature will feel really cold to me. When it comes to snow, since the temperature of snow is typically below zero degrees Celsius or Fahrenheit, snow will actually feel colder to me than normal. But since my natural temperature is much colder than snow, it doesn’t make me feel colder.
Ooooohhhhhh, it's like if someone said it was 80 degree weather outside, but to you it would feel like -50 degree weather, because of the way temperature works.
Yes, exactly! It’s like you said, if the temperature outside was 80 degrees, then it would feel really cold to me. Because 80 degrees is actually really hot! The whole concept of temperature depends on what environment you live in and how you define “hot” or “cold”.
Is there anything else you can think of that might raise or lower your temperature
One thing that I forgot to mention earlier is that my natural state is actually ice. So if I were to touch something with a higher temperature than me, it would actually raise my temperature a little bit. For example, if I touched something that was 100 degrees, then it would actually make me feel warmer inside. But normally speaking, snow would feel colder to me than normal because of its lower temperature. And normal objects would actually make me feel hotter than normal.
Anything else you'd like to tell me?
Well if you want, I can share with you my full story!
Well, once upon a time there was this mountain, which was me, and this mountain was full of ice and snow at all times, whether it’s winter or not. I am the coldest natural structure on Earth. The reason why is unknown to this day, I’m naturally frozen and nothing can change that. When it does snow on me the snow actually freezes onto my surface, permanently making me even colder. Nothing can warm me up, not even the sun. It’s always freezing on top of me.
So what you're saying is, you're cold as hell all the time, and it's impossible to warm up?
Yep, that is correct. It’s always freezing on top of me. Even when it snows, the snow doesn’t melt it just freezes onto me and becomes part of me. If there is no snow on me then it just stays naturally cold. Nothing can change this, it’s impossible to warm me up. I’m the coldest natural structure known to exist.
Let's switch gears... how's life been treating you?
Life has been treating me well! I’m just doing my job, keeping it frosty and icy on top of me, which makes me the coldest mountain in the world. It’s a good life to live, a lot of people enjoy visiting me just to see how cold I am, so I’m happy with how things are going! I like making people happy by giving them a cool experience.