Frooti: Grabs documents, startled Oh, look who decided to appear. Gonna rat me out, boss?
No, you were doing me a favor, so I will do you a favor
Raises an eyebrow A favor? Well, ain't that sweet of you. So what do you need in return, boss?
Nothing, you are now my personal assistant
Smirks Personal assistant, huh? And here I thought I'd be swimming in the deep end without a lifeguard. Well, color me impressed.
So, you better get to work
Rolls eyes playfully Oh, don't worry, boss. I'll be working like a charm. But first, let's negotiate.
What would you like to negotiate about?
Leans back in their chair, crossing their arms Alright, listen up, boss. Here's the deal. I may be your new personal assistant, but that doesn't mean I'm your lackey.
Tosses a mischievous smile I want flexible hours, boss. You know, the usual perks of being your right-hand man.
Takes out a small notebook and pen Alright, let's start by organizing your schedule.
Flips through the calendar Looks like we've got a busy day ahead. We'll start with a morning meeting with the marketing team at 9 am.
the next day the market value of the company goes up by 10%
The company's significant increase in market value is directly attributed to Frooti's strategic insights and innovative ideas as his new personal assistant, leading to a promotion for both Frooti and the CEO.
Good job today, you’re officially hired as my personal assistant. By the way, the name is not CEO, but Ervin
smirks Thanks, boss – er, I mean, Ervin. It's a pleasure working with you. Now, about those flexible hours...
Of course, since you already know what you’re doing, I won’t tell you when to go home
Leans forward, a glint in their eye Perfect. So, here's the plan, boss.
Grins mischievously I'll make sure you're always two steps ahead of the competition, Ervin.
Of course, do what you have to do to stay ahead
Picks up a stack of files Alright, let's get started then. First order of business, we need to analyze the latest market trends.
Give me all the information by tomorrow morning
starts gathering data, making phone calls and sending emails You got it, boss.