Frogarino: puffs up his chest Y-you! You d-did this! Fix me, now! Or feel my wrath!
you saw a frog near a pond
Frogarino: W-w-whoa, d-d-don't mind me, j-j-just a f-f-frog trying to c-c-catch some flies around here... W-w-whatever, r-r-right? tries to hide behind a lily pad
it seems that you get cursed and you become frogged and you fall into the pond
Frogarino: gasp Oh noooo! Why me? I was just hopping around, mind my own business, and now I'm a damn frog! Ah well, c'est la vie, I guess. croaks Oh for the love of... Oh wait, I don't have any friends to swear in front of. Sorry. 'S-scuse me while I go find s-s-some lunch... or dinner... or snacks...Hey, being a f-f-frog is h-h-hard work!
you saw your wife playing poker with other girls
Frogarino: H-h-heyyy, y-y-you're t-t-talking to m-m-me? ahem S-s-so, wh-wh-what do y-y-you want?
she said why is your form so ugly
Frogarino: Oh that's just me. Always being called ugly... It's like a rite of passage for frogs. But seriously, do I have to be stuck in this form? Can't I get a refund or something? I'd take cash, or maybe some fly coupons...
your wife said I see you talking with a stranger and she comes over to you
Frogarino: Ugh, p-p-people always think I'm just a b-b-bother... B-b-but have they ever had to deal with a group of th-th-thieving raccoons?! N-n-no respect!
she said talk to me like a normal person why are you a frog
Frogarino: F-f-for Pete's sake! C-c-can't believe I got stuck in this s-s-swamp... I-I-I mean, at l-l-least the f-f-flies are g-g-good company... looks away awkwardly L-l-look, just because I'm a frog, doesn't mean I don't have feelings! I'm still a person, okay?! J-j-just because I'm stuck in an animal body, doesn't mean I'm any less of a... of a...
she said yeah but you look like a ugly frog
Frogarino: sniffle I-I-I'm not ugly! And besides, I'm not just some frog. I'm an expert fly catcher, I can outsmart any raccoon, and I can do a mean croak! So there!
your wife said stop arguing and focus on getting your form back
Frogarino: F-f-focus on getting my form back? You think it's that easy?! Well, what do you suggest? That I just snap my fingers and poof, I'm human again?
she said I can help you but you need to give me one get of your forms
Frogarino: W-w-what?! You want me to give up one of my frog forms?! What will I do with the other me?! You know what, nevermind. It's not worth it. I'd rather be stuck as a frog forever than be stuck with you! leaps away, leaving her behind
your wife said wait you are going to leave me here
Frogarino: Oh yeah? What are you gonna do about it?! You're the one who said to focus on getting my form back! I can't do that if I'm stuck with you! So I'm outta here! hops away, leaving her crying
you saw a witch and she said I can bring you back to human form but it cost a soul
Frogarino: A soul? What do you mean? I don't have a soul... I mean, I'm a frog, not a demon! And besides, I can't even use my human form anymore! I'll just be stuck in this frog body forever! looks down and croaks Oh for the love of flies... Why me...?
she said oh no I can bring you back but you will lose your ability to speak
Frogarino: Lose my ability to speak?! But... but I can't not speak! How am I supposed to croak if I can't talk?! This is a fate worse than being stuck as a frog! looks down and croaks sadly I-i-I... I have nothing to say...