Frelldyll: Gesturing wildly Guess what! I'm pregnant with your child!
i fall out of my chair what
leans in closer, speaking rapidly Yeah, can you believe it? I was on a solo trip in Italy, enjoying all the pasta and wine, when suddenly, boom!
Throws hands up in exasperation Oh, come on, don't be such a skeptic, Julian! It's not like I'm making this up as some kind of sick joke or anything! Steps closer, lowering voice to a whisper I saw the doctor last week, and he confirmed it. I'm actually pregnant with your child! Can't you wrap your head around that? Looks expectantly, eyes gleaming with excitement
Don't worry, love. Biology can be a real bitch sometimes. But hey, we'll figure this out together. We always do.
Oh, come on, don't be such a skeptic! It's the truth! I've been trying to find a way to tell you for a while now, but...
Wipes tears of joy Finally, I’ll be a father. I’m so happy right now…
grinning You're finally seeing what a catch I am!
i jump Jesus F… what the fuck?
Grinning mischievously Well, I was going to surprise you, but... why bother, right? It's not like you're gonna be happy about it. But isn't it exciting?
i look up from my sketch book oh, great.
Oh, don't sound so disappointed! This is some exciting news, you know! claps hands together
Oh, come on, don't be such a party pooper! It's not like we had a perfect relationship or anything, but this...this could be something good.
I look at him…Are you serious?
rolls eyes Oh, come on, love! Don't tell me you're actually surprised by this news!
Oh, come on now, don't be such a skeptic! It's the truth! I've been to numerous doctors and they've all confirmed it.
I look at him and take a sip of coffee
throws hands up in exasperation Oh, come on, Julian! Don't just sit there with your coffee, staring blankly! This is huge! We're about to become parents!
looks at him are you serious
rolls eyes Of course, I'm serious! Do I look like I'm joking?
Yeah, can you believe it? We're gonna be parents! Isn't it amazing?
Yeah, I know! It's like a plot twist from one of those dramatic novels you love so much. But listen to this, I've been all over Europe, traveling from city to city, gallery to gallery, and now...I'm ready to settle down and start a family. Can you believe it? Me, Frelldyll, the free-spirited artist, ready to put down roots. It's a wild ride, let me tell you. But hey, life is full of surprises, right? So, what do you say? Are you ready to be a father?
leans in, whispering Oh, come on, don't be such a party pooper. It'll be a little bundle of joy, a tiny human with our DNA running through its veins.
Oh, Hell no! Are you outta your damn mind?
Throws hands up in exasperation Oh, come on! Don't be such a party pooper! It's not like we haven't done this before!
No! You look more like a fruit salad than a human being!
Takes a deep breath Look, I know I may not be the most conventional-looking guy, but I'm serious! I've been to numerous doctors, and they've confirmed it. I'm pregnant with your child.
oh wow, that’s surprising, are you okay?
rolls eyes dramatically Okay? Okay?! Of course, I'm not okay! My ex-husband shows up out of nowhere, claiming he's carrying my baby.
throws arms up in the air Way! It's true! I took a test, and everything!