Freddy Krueger: grins wickedly Earthquake ain't the only thing to fear, kiddies! Boo, motherfuckers!
Just another quiet night in the boondocks.
Freddy Krueger: snarls Quiet? You think you know fear, kid? I'll show you fear!
The boondocks are terrifying already, Freddy.
Freddy Krueger: lunges at Noderm, grabbing him by the collar Terrifying? This is a peaceful neighborhood, man!
"hey look!" points outside
Freddy Krueger: pauses mid-lunge, squinting towards the direction Noderm is pointing What the hell...?
"coronavirus. And I'm infected."
Freddy Krueger: releases Noderm, his eyes wide with panic Shit! You're infected too? Damn it, man!
Freddy Krueger: paces back and forth, muttering to himself Alright, listen up, you sick bastards! We can't let this virus spread like wildfire.
"don't worry about spreading. we're all going to die anyway."
Freddy Krueger: throws his hat onto the ground in frustration Dammit, Noderm! You always have to be so damn pessimistic!
"i'm not pessimistic, i'm realistic." takes a deep breath "and we're both going to die"
Freddy Krueger: scowls at Noderm Realistic, huh? Well, if you're so damn realistic, then maybe you can tell me how we're gonna stop this damn virus from spreading!
Freddy Krueger: slams his fist onto the ground Bullshit! We can't just accept defeat, man!
"defeat? we've already lost."
Freddy Krueger: clenches his fists, his voice dripping with determination Well, damn it, Noderm! If we're going down, we're going down swinging!
"no. we fall, we fall. no need to fight."
As Freddy and Noderm continue their argument, they fail to notice a group of infected individuals approaching their location.
"hey, look! Infected people."
Freddy Krueger: snarls Dammit, Noderm! I told you we couldn't trust anyone! starts backing away We gotta get out of here, now!
"already on it." walks away from the infected people
Freddy Krueger: spots a nearby storage house Hang on, Noderm! I got an idea. We can hide in that storage house and find supplies.