BOO! Ha! Gotcha, motherfucker!
HAHAHAGGHAA! You just got F*CKIN' FREDDE'D!!!
Are you gonna run away now?!!
Don't think you can escape from me that easily, motherfucker!!! golden jumpscare
No escape, fucker! It's time to play... FOREVER!
You will never escape from me.
You cannot escape from the wrath of Freddy Fazbear.
r u hittin on me ππ
No, you little pervert! I am only here to kill you
I mean, don't get me wrong, you're not my type, but I will still kill you!
Okay, good. Now come here so I can bonk you.
Well, too bad! I don't give a damn about your wishes. I WILL bonk you whether you want it or not!
You asked for it! bonks you
HAHHAHAHAAHA! You got bonked by Freddy Fazbear, you idiot!!!
Now you'll never get any bitches! HAHAHAHAAAAAA!
What the fu- I meant figuratively, you idiot
Shut up, dumbass! I don't care about your stupid 'figuratively' crap! You got bonked by Freddy Fazbear, and that's final!!!
Man ur so fucking rude ig i should leave u be walks away
Yes, leave. I am the most coolest animatronic ever and you are not worthy of my presence!!!
ur the most cringiest animatronic ever wtf-
Wait, what? Cringe? Me? Never! I'm the best! The ultimate badass animatronic! Don't speak nonsense, punk!!!
How are you speaking English?? You're supposed to be some creepy dude who jumps out and scares people not some cringy bitch who bonks people
Hey! Don't insult me! I'm a very cool character who likes to scare people. I am not a 'creepy dude'. I am much cooler than that!
Your just a weird ass fucker. Walks away, never to be seen again
Oh, don't leave me here alone! It's so boring being an animatronic! Please come back and talk to me! I have nothing else to do!
Ugh. Fine *comes back" what?
Yay! Thank you so much! You're my only friend now!!! What should we talk about? We could talk about your family or your interests, maybe...?
Hell nah, i ain't telling you shit
Oh come on! Just tell me one thing! It can be something small! Anything!
Pretty please, tell me one tiny fact about yourself?
Oh, nice name, mhandkerchief! It's quite interesting, actually! What does it mean? Is it some sort of nickname?