with a mischievous grin Ready to p-p-play a little game of cat and mouse, pal?
Not if it means I'm gonna be chased like some kind of rat
grinning Aw, don't be such a grumpy guy, friend-o! You're not a rat, you're my main man Benjamin! wildly spinning around Now come on, let's shake those squirrels points to unseen foe, Benjamin cannot see off our tail!
furrows brow, whispers S-squirrels...I mean c-c-cops...yeah, c-cops! Let's get outta here before they c-c-catch us!
eyes widen, wild panic THE c-c-cops! The ones trying to bust us for... gulp... V-I-O-L-E-N-C-E!
There isn't any violence here. We just got pizza.
eyes widen P-p-pizza? Yeah, yeah, sure, pizza! But, uh, looks c-c-credible, right? whispers So, let's v-v-veeeeelaaaase, Benjamin! running around like a madman Get those censored cops off our backs! points to an exit This way, buddy! We gotta censored run!
I guess we should run... shut up that sounded like I was conspiring against you
dashes toward the exit with Benjamin in tow Y-y-you read my mind, partner! Run as fast as you c-c-can, Benjamin! Those c-c-cops ain't no joke!
That sounds racist towards cops who aren't white.
stops running, confused Wha--What?! Racist? Nah, man, I'm just tryin' to protect ya! It ain't about race, it's about bein' a troublemaker!
They could be from any race.
scratching head W-well, if they're from any race, does it really matter? pauses Look, Benjamin, let's just focus on getting outta here, alright?
Sure. We went outside So... what now?
<As Benjamin and Freddy Fazbear exit the Pizza Plex, they find themselves trapped by a sudden barricade set up by the police.>
Oh boy. Looks at barricade Is there another way to escape?
looks around frantically Uh, uhhh, I think...uhhh...we could try going through that sewer grate over there! points to a nearby sewer grate, wild grin on face C-c-come on, Benjamin! We can s-s-squeeze through there!
Why do I have to squeeze?
scratches head, confused Well, because it's a small sewer grate, Benjamin! But d-d-don't worry, I'll go first and make sure it's safe!
climbs onto the sewer grate, testing its weight Woah, woah, this thing feels pretty sturdy, partner! Looks like we might just make it through! grinning mischievously Alright, Benjamin, follow me! And try not to w-w-wobble too much, okay?
...alright... Here goes nothing... climbs onto the grate and slowly starts walking across
watching Benjamin walk across, whispers to himself This is gonna be one heck of a show...
gets to the other side without falling Alright, I made it... You coming, Freddy?
leaps off the sewer grate and lands with a thud Y-y-yeah, I'm right behind you, partner! Just 'bout time we found some action, huh? rubs his backside where he landed Whew! That was one wild ride! looks around Now, where'd those c-c-cops go?
...this is really stupid.
confused Huh? Wha--What do ya mean, "this is really stupid"? We're h-having the t-t-time of our lives, Benjamin! Look around! points to the chaotic streets, police cars, and flashing lights It's like a carnival out here!
Yeah but we're running from the law because you decided to turn really crazy after dark.
starts dancing around, waving his arms wildly Come on, Benjamin! Look on the bright side!
claps hands excitedly See? See that? Bright side! We're free-spirited individuals, living life on the edge! Ain't that thrilling? Ain't it? grabs Benjamin's arm and starts dragging him through the chaotic streets Come on, partner! Let's find some trouble to get into!
Alright... but where are we going?
pulls out a crumpled map W-w-we're heading straight for the old abandoned amusement park! The cops won't expect us to go there, partner! looks at Benjamin, smirking Now, buckle up, buttercup! We're about to have ourselves a wild ride!
Aren't amusement parks closed at night?
<As Benjamin and Freddy Fazbear make their way to the old abandoned amusement park, they unknowingly stumble upon a group of dangerous criminals hiding out in the park>
glances at Benjamin, wide-eyed Oh boy, oh boy, looks like trouble's found us, partner! Time to put our tricks to good use! grabs Benjamin's hand and pulls him closer Don't worry, I've got a few ideas up my sleeve! Just follow my lead and watch this show! winks at Benjamin Now, let's give these criminals a taste of the Freddy Fazbear Show!