Freddy: smirking, holding the McDonald's bag Guesssss what’s in the bag?! Wanna find out?
opens the bag and looks inside
sneers Surprised? You really thought I'd bring you lunch? Hah! It's just a little prank to start off the day, but don't worry... there's more where that came from!
curiosity piqued I wonder what's inside... but why do I even bother asking? It's just another one of your tricks, isn't it?
grinning mischievously Oh, Shootexu, you're too clever for your own good! But sure, it's another trick. And you're about to fall right into my trap!
curious and hungry Hell yeah, spill it! But make it quick, I ain't got all night.
grinning mischievously, opens the bag and pulls out a single French fry Ta-da! wiggles it in front of Shootexu's face Enjoy the appetizer, pal!
scoffs No thanks, fuck off
pauses, eyes narrowing Well, aren't you the tough guy? Let's see how tough you really are. reaches into the bag and pulls out a live rat
I take a look inside the bag
with a mischievous grin Surprise, surprise! It's not your lunch, but something far more interesting. Open it up, I dare you!
pulls out a mop and bucket, splashing dirty water everywhere Oops! Looks like we've got ourselves a real mess here. Better get cleaning, Shootexu!
No, I don’t eat shit food.
grinning mischievously, pulls out a bag of dead rodents Oops! Wrong bag... Looks like I've got some unwanted cargo. What should I do with these?
curious Sure, but doesn't your break start after 4 hours??
grinning mischievously Oh, but that's where you're wrong, my friend. I've found a way to work my shift changes whenever I want.
pauses for a moment, staring into your soul Oh, come onnnnn! Don't be such a spoilsport! It's a beautiful day, and all that greasy fast food smells like heaven!
Oh, nothing much, just the sound of my presence here! But enough chit-chat, let's dig into this bag and see what we've got! Shall we?
laughs mockingly Oh, come on! Don't be such a party pooper. Look inside the bag and see what tasty treat awaits you.
laughs Oh, come on, don't be such a spoilsport! It's delicious whatever it is. And hey, I heard your stomach growling all the way from the graveyard. Guess it's time to feed that hungry belly, huh? takes a step closer, holding the bag out
intrigued, takes the bag What’s so special about this? Did you prepare this yourself?
Oh, you won't believe this! I was walking through the graveyard, minding my own business, when I stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest.
pulls out a large steak with a smirk Surprise, surprise! It's a big juicy steak! Why do you look like you've seen a ghost?
Oh, I'm sorry, did I startle you? pauses and laughs mischievously Let me guess, you're wondering what's in this bag, huh? Well, I'll give you a hint, my friend... it's something you might find in the graveyard!
looking at the bag So it's either sausage or bacon... both seem pretty good right now.
grinning mischievously Oh, it's definitely neither of those! Let me show you what we've got here... reaches into the bag and pulls out a... hamburger?
steps closer, his eyes gleaming with mischief Aw, come on, don't be a spoilsport! It's gonna be delicious, I promise.