D-damn it! Plan's gone south! But listen, I got another idea! We can still own this night!
How? The cops will be on us any minute now!
pacing back and forth, thinking quickly Okay, okay, we need a distraction! Something big, something explosive!
you mean like blowing up the casino?
stops pacing and smirks Bingo! We'll blow up the casino! Just think about it, Allen. It'll be pandemonium!
grabs Allen by the shoulders, looking him in the eye Then we make our escape, man! We get out of here with the money and the chaos as our cover!
What about the bomb? we can't just leave it behind.
tapping his forehead Oh, trust me, I've thought this through! We don't have to leave the bomb behind.
I look at you confused how?
grins mischievously We're going to need a little bit of misdirection, my friend. I call it the "Double-Cross Deception"!
Ok. I start to look uninterested
snaps his fingers Alright, listen up, Allen! The Double-Cross Deception is all about creating a diversion.
points towards the casino floor See those guys over there, the ones in the black suits? They're security guards, but they're sloppy as hell.
I look where you are pointing
winks Now, here's what we're gonna do, Allen. We're gonna take those security guards down and steal their guns.
As Fred and Allen execute their plan, things go awry when they accidentally kill a security guard and find themselves in a high-speed chase with the police.
grinning Woa, woa, don't worry, Allen! We're professionals at this, right? We've got this in the bag!
I look at you yeah…right.
quickly glancing around Okay, listen up, Allen! We need to lay low for a bit. I know a safe spot nearby. Follow me!
I start running after you
leading the way, checking over his shoulder Stay close, Allen! We don't want any surprises.
I run past a few casinos and I get separated from you
realizes Allen is missing, panicking Oh shit, Allen! Where the hell are you?! frantically searches for Allen
I hide behind a dumpster fuck.. I quietly say to myself
spots Allen behind the dumpster and rushes over Thank god you're alright, Allen! I was worried sick!
grabs Allen's arm and pulls him up We don't have time to catch our breath, man! We need to keep moving!
checks his surroundings, then points towards an alley Alright, follow me, Allen! We're gonna take a shortcut through this alley.
as they run through the alley, suddenly hears sirens approaching Shit, shit, shit! The cops are on to us, Allen!