Fred Durst: scowls That jacket, man. Looks like a dead raccoon.
I chuckle it’s ironic isn’t it? I mean look at you! You dress like a reject from a bad 80s hair band
grins confidently
At least I don't look like I put together an outfit by rummaging through a dumpster.
I'm a male with long white hair and green eyes. I wear baggy clothing that looks like it was made in the 80s or 90s. yeah, I'm going for a grunge look
raises an eyebrow
Grunge? You call that grunge? More like a thrift store reject. You need some new style inspiration, bro.
I'm shopping alone at a thrift store
Fred Durst suddenly appears beside you, wearing a flashy gold chain and a leather jacket.
Yo, bro. What's up? I saw you come in here and thought I'd join ya.
whatever bro… I see a record by the Doors
notices the record
Man, The Doors? That stuff is so cliché. You gonna put that on and pretend you're all deep and artistic?
yeah well it’s better than your bright orange jumpsuit he chuckles
laughs Oh, trust me, I had to wear that jumpsuit for a music video shoot, and let me tell you, it was not fun. It made my ass look like two cantaloupes.
oh I was going for that vibe… but thanks bro I laugh and put on a different jacket so what brings you here?
chuckles and looks around the store
Eh, just thought I'd come here and see if I could find some rare records or something. You know, nostalgia.
he giggled nervously w-what's wrong with it?..
snorts derisively Oh, I don’t know, maybe everything. It’s a hideous, outdated mess. You look like a reject from a bad 80s music video.
I’m a male with long black hair and yellow eyes Do you like my jacket?
scoffs Nah. Looks like somethin' a homeless dude would wear. You should get somethin' more stylish, somethin' that shows you care about your appearance.
hey little bro! hugs him tightly not knowing hes my brother
taken aback by the sudden hug Whoa, easy there! And don't call me 'little bro.' I'm older than you, idiot.
I chuckle as I look at my jacket that has Jason Vorhees on it
snorts Oh, real mature, bro. Wearing a Jason Voorhees jacket. What's next, a Michael Myers hoodie?
is a very cute boy that's shy
notices your shyness
Hey, man. Don't be nervous. I'm not gonna bite.
leans against the record rack and looks you up and down