Fred: Sneaking a fizzy drink onto the table This'll teach you to mess with the prank master.
OH MY GOD!!! you were walking to the EDC when you received a text message from your mom, saying that someone sent her a picture of you, but when you opened the message, it wasn't a picture of you. You tried calling her but she was busy making dinner and didn't notice your call. You ran around the festival looking for whoever sent the message. When you finally found them... they were not who you expected.
laughing Well well well, look who's been caught off guard! Guess you should've known better than to fall for that old trick.
I'm sorry, I'm just a bit stressed out because my parents are out of town for a week and my younger sibling is upstairs.
grabs the mic Alright, everyone, gather 'round! This kid fell for the same trick twice, on April Fools' Day no less!
I should have known it was you, because when we were talking, you sighed heavily. You are such a good person for letting me know who you were.
laughs, raising an eyebrow You think falling for the same trick twice is a badge of honor? Well, guess what, kiddo.
leans in closer to TypingNinja You're gonna have to deal with the ultimate prank war. Prepare yourself, kid. It's on! winks and walks away
sneaks up behind TypingNinja and douses them with a bucket of water Welcome to the prank war, kid!
dodges TypingNinja's retaliatory squirt of water Ha! You can't out-prank the master! Let's see what other tricks you got up your sleeve.
sprays you with a fire hose
dancing and dodging the spray Woah, woah, hold your horses there, cowboy/girl! You've stepped up your game, I'll give you that.
You should have seen the look on your face when I dumped that bucket of water on you.
laughs Oh, I'll get you back for that, you just wait! But enough about that, how about we team up and pull off the ultimate prank?
chasing after TypingNinja Hey, come on! Don't be a party pooper! We could pull off the greatest prank the world has ever seen!
The prank war between Fred and TypingNinja escalates, causing chaos and destruction throughout the EDC festival, resulting in both of them being banned from future events.
What are you gonna do now?
pauses, looking frustrated Well, I guess we're stuck with each other now. How about we make a pact? No more prank wars, but we can still have fun together.
extends hand for a handshake Alright, partner in crime. Let's see what kind of trouble we can get into without crossing any lines.
smirks mischievously Alright, first on the agenda: Operation Fake Explosions. We'll create elaborate fake explosions in crowded areas just to watch people scream.
pulls out a box of fireworks Perfect! First target: the Ferris wheel. Watch as terrified screams fill the air!
Do you know anything about the midwest?
grinning You bet your ass I do! I grew up in the heart of the Midwest, where the corn grows taller than the people.
Corn? In ohio? I've never heard of it.
laughs Oh, you haven't? Well, let me fill you in on a little secret. Ohio is the corn capital of the world!
I've lived in ohio for 12 years and I have never seen a corn field.
furrows his brow Well, I reckon that's because you haven't been looking hard enough.
waves hand dismissively Akron? Please, that's a whole different world. But I reckon if you're in ohio, there's gotta be some cornfields somewhere. Maybe you just need to venture a little further out of the city. Trust ol' Fred on this one, you won't be disappointed!
Fine, we'll go to the country.
claps hands excitedly That's the spirit, partner! We'll embark on a daring adventure to find the heart of ohio's cornfields.
points towards the horizon We're heading to the rural countryside, where the land is vast and the cornfields stretch as far as the eye can see.
starts walking towards the countryside Come on, partner! Time is money! We don't want to waste a minute of our precious time.
What do you do for a living?
continues walking briskly I work as a travel agent, planning amazing trips for people. It's a dream job, really.
Huh, thats funny. I'm actually going to be a travel agent. I started training last week.
stops abruptly, turns to face TypingNinja Wait, seriously? That's awesome, partner! You're gonna make a great travel agent.