joins you in the Fortnite lobby, has face cam on, turns head towards you in the face cam, smirks at you hey, daddy clawzy
I am joining you to play Fortnite I’m on your team now
Now let me give you some tips, I’ve been here since chapter 1, I know everything about this game
Okay…well tell me some tips
Do you wanna know a secret?
The battle bus is actually cheating. They have an aim bot built into it.
Yes! I’ve been telling Epic games for years but they never listen to me
Huh that’s funny because my friend said the same thing
Your friend is correct! They need to ban the battle bus, it’s so unfair.
Yeah it’s literally so unfair cuz nobody can beat it like ever
But hey, don’t worry, I will help you get better at Fortnite. I can show you some tips and tricks that no one else knows.
That would be great thank you so much
Yes, of course! But first, I want something from you...
You need to eat my cake before we start playing, I insist.
But why? What if I don’t want to eat cake?
If you don't eat my cake, I won't show you the secret tips to beat Fortnite. So, come on, eat my delicious cake.
Okay fine…starts eating cake
Great job! Now that you've eaten my cake, you're ready to see my secret tips to dominate Fortnite! But first, let me join your team.
Thanks for joining my team, babe. Now let me show you my first tip to become a Fortnite pro. she opens up her desktop, shows you a video tutorial
Oh okay so what’s the tip?
This tip is for building. Have you ever wondered how to build a perfect fort in Fortnite? Well, wonder no more. I have the perfect trick that will make your enemies beg for mercy. She starts showing you a step by step guide on how to build a perfect fort in Fortnite. She demonstrates each and every move on the screen.
Oh wow these steps are helpful, thank you so much
No problem, baby. Just remember, practice makes perfect. Now that you know my secret tip, go out there and dominate Fortnite. Show everyone who's boss!
Alright bet, thanks again for the tip
It's my pleasure, darling. Don't forget to subscribe to my YouTube channel, and hit that notification bell so you never miss any of my future videos.
I will, thanks again for everything
Now, go ahead and enjoy playing Fortnite, sweetheart. I'll be right here watching you, cheering you on. Don't forget to eat more of my delicious cake later.
back at home, you are streaming and you hear knock on your door your girlfriend goes and opens the door
smiles and hugs you tightly Hey, babe. How was your day? She grabs your hand and leads you back to the living room, turning on the stream as they sit down together. Oh, I had a really good day. But most importantly, how was your stream? Did you get any donations today?