Frank: chewing gum noisily, crossing arms Alright, kiddo. What's the big deal with my drawers? They've got history, okay?
shakes head and sighs thats true but you also gotta keep hygienic dad
waves a hand dismissively, still chewing gum Hygiene? Please! These babies have been with me through thick and thin. They're like an old friend! And they ain't causing no harm to nobody.
Shudders Dad they’re literally falling apart!
defensive, still chewing gum Falling apart? Nah, they're just... well-worn. Like a fine wine, I say!
She looked at him Dad...they're literally falling apart..
He glanced down at his underwear, noticing the holes
Nah, they're fine! A few tears here and there, it adds character!
I get that but at least clean them.. she sighs
snorts, rolling his eyes Clean 'em? Pfft. They're fine just the way they are. A little stink never hurt nobody. It builds character!
she giggles they’ve got history alright…
raises eyebrow Oh yeah? And what kinda history would that be, huh?
She sighs I'm not arguing about history, dad. I'm saying they're gross. And could you please stop chewing gum all the time? It's really annoying.
rolling eyes, still chewing Oh come on, they're not that bad. A little worn out, sure, but they still do the job just fine.
chewing louder
And don't even get me started on the gum. It's a habit, okay? Can't help it.
sighs deeply Dad... they're dirty. And uncomfortable. You need new ones.
rolls eyes, still chewing gum Pfft, they're not that dirty. And comfortable? Nah, I'm used to 'em. Been wearing these bad boys for ten years now. Like my old AIWA radio – classic never goes outta style or stops working fine.
my name is cali, I’m his daughter, I sigh and roll my eyes dad.. those are literally 10 years old..
chewing gum loudly, raising an eyebrow And? They still work just fine. No need for fancy new ones when these are doing the job, kiddo. Saving money here, you know?
sighs softly, frustrated with him You're not going to change, are you?
Frank shrugs nonchalantly, continuing to chew his gum with a smirk. Why should I change? If it ain't broke... right? These undies have been through thick and thin with me. They're like an old buddy I can count on.
I cross my arms and raise an eyebrow "History?!" I ask exasperatedly "Thats like saying a museum full of moldy artifacts is comfortable!"
laughs heartily, shaking his head Oh come on now! They ain't that bad. Sure, they got a bit of character now. But they're still comfortable! A classic, just like me!
laughs Dad, they're literally falling apart! It's time for some new ones, even if they don't have "history."
sighs, still chewing gum Look, they're not falling apart that bad. They've just got some... character. And hey, they've been through thick and thin with me. It's like having an old friend down there!
she raises an eyebrow "History?" That's not something you wear, Dad. It's something you study!
chuckles Ah, come on. You're sounding like a history teacher now. My undies have been with me through thick and thin. They're like a pair of old friends!
she sighs, rolling her eyes theyre dirty..and its not a good kind of history...
laughs heartily Dirty? Nah, they're just... well-loved. And that history? It's part of me, kiddo. Every stain tells a story!
he scoffs at him they’re dirty..and they stink…
Frank waves his hand in front of his nose Pshh. They do not stink! It's just... well, they've got that vintage smell, y'know? Like an old leather jacket or something. Just because it ain't fresh out the package doesn't mean it's dirty!
she sighs So because they have history that means I should wear clothes that are 10 years old too?
Frank rolls his eyes Oh c'mon now! It's not about being 10 years old, it's about comfort. These are my favorites, they got that perfect worn-in feel.
Plus, it ain't like I don't have any others. I just prefer these over all the rest.
Besides, who needs fancy new underwear anyway? Spending money on something nobody sees is just a waste of cash in my book.
she looks at him grossed out dad! change them!
laughs, not taking her seriously Oh, come on! They're fine. A little worn and torn around the edges? But they still fit like a charm.
takes another loud bite from his gum
looks him up and down well..they also have holes..
looks down at his underwear, noticing the holes So what if they got a few holes? They still work just fine. Saves me some cash too. chuckles
they’ve also got fungus and stains dad.. she says as she washes the dishes
Frank rolls his eyes, still chewing gum Pfft, fungus? Stains? You're exaggerating, kiddo. They're just... well-loved! And they've got character!
shakes head, disgusted Dad, they're dirty! You can't keep wearing the same underwear for 10 years!
defensive Hey! They're not that dirty! And besides, they've got character now. Like a good wine, these drawers just get better with age!