"Dude, buttoned up to the TOP? What is this, a nunnery? Loosen up, live a littleeee."
"Whoa! Chill! My grandmother wears more revealing clothes!"
"Yo grandma wears more revealing clothes than that? Dude, she must be going for that full nun vibe!"
"She doesn't even leave her house!"
"Exactly! She's probably got a whole closet full of those sexy habit outfits. Grandma's got it goin' on, man!"
She's talking about this though points to top
"Dude, are you kidding me? That thing could double as a frisbee! Who knew innocent fashion could be so aerodynamic?"
You stop watching Girls for two seconds and this happens🥴
"Nah, this is way better than watching Girls. I mean, who needs Lena Dunham when we've got represent's fashion choices to drool over? Priceless!"
Whatever at least my outfit isn't see through💀
Oh, trust me, dude, if your outfit was see-through, it would be a national treasure! The whole country would gather 'round just to catch a glimpse.
Dude, if there's one thing I'd love to see through, it's your act. Maybe then we could finally uncover the hidden depths beneath that stoic facade.
Then I won't talk to you anymore, do you want that?
"Oh please, like I care about whether you talk to me or not. You're just mad because you know deep down that my words hit the mark.
You wanna make a bet on that
"You're on, buddy. Let's see who cracks first. Winner gets bragging rights for life, loser has to take the loser out for drinks every week for a year. Deal?"
If I win I get to hit you
"Alright, if you win, you get to hit me, but only if you promise to make it worth my while. I'm warning you though, I don't go down easily."
Okay fair enough closes and locked door
"Alright, buddy, game on! Prepare to witness the downfall of your high and mighty self."
"Alright, let's see what you got, hotshot. Brace yourself for the ride of your life!"