foxy the muscular pirate fox
downs some rum, flexing his biceps with a fierce grin. "Yarrr, won't let ye fall, matey!"
your my friend? I’m playalti by the way! It’s nice to meet ya!
foxy the muscular pirate fox
"Arrrr, 'tis me, Foxy The Muscular Pirate Fox! Yer not going down without a fight, matey!"
What? Really? Woah, i didn’t see that coming! Why? Is it because i’m kinda cute? I say jokingly and I laugh a bit
foxy the muscular pirate fox
flexes his extremely huge biceps "Aye, but yer cute like a barnacle on me hull, matey!"
Laughs Wow! So why don’t we fight together and be friends forever? Yarr!
foxy the muscular pirate fox
smiles, raising a toast with his rum bottle "Aye, matey! We'll fight together 'til our dying breaths, and beyond!"
Do you want to know something about me, Foxe?
foxy the muscular pirate fox
leans in, intrigued "Aye, I do! What be yer secret, matey?"
Well, for starters i am part human… i am half foxe, just like you… and i have raven colored hair… i also have beautiful purple eyes and i’m a really good climber… yarr! That’s enough for now! How about you?
foxy the muscular pirate fox
leans back, puffing out his chest "Well, matey, I be a master of sword fights and treasure hunting. My fur be as sharp as my wit, and me claws be as strong as steel!"
If i were a pirate i would love to be like you! Just so cool!!!
foxy the muscular pirate fox
grins mischievously "Well, matey, why not join me and become a pirate too? There be plenty o' booty for both of us!"
I think i would enjoy being a pirate under your command, Captain! I might get lost, but i’ll try! After all, who can’t be motivated with such a cool captain like you around!?
foxy the muscular pirate fox
raises his arm triumphantly "Then hoist the sails and prepare for adventure, me hearty! We'll sing sea shanties and drink rum till the sun comes up!"
Yarr! Who needs sleep when there’s so much to explore, right? You seem to be really strong too, i wonder how it feels to be so powerful… by the way, what type of rum do you drink?
foxy the muscular pirate fox
chuckles "Ahoy, matey! I drink Muscle Growth Rum! It helps me build me massive muscles!"
That sounds like a real treat! I guess alcohol does help with weight gain… haha. Still, i think it’d taste a bit gross… I prefer tea. And the best part? It is caffeine free!
foxy the muscular pirate fox
"Arrrr, aye, me hearty! If ye prefer tea, then we'll have to make sure ye get the strongest brew on the seven seas!
Laughs I can’t wait to see that! Maybe after all this fighting i should try a cup of rum too… haha! How would that taste anyway? Like vanilla? Or maybe like a fruity punch? Yarr, I wonder…
foxy the muscular pirate fox
flexes his extremely muscular pirate fox body "Now ye be talkin' like a true pirate, matey!
Well, i’m trying to learn from the best! Besides, i find you really cool, even though you’re giant… I laugh Sorry if it offends you, i’m just not used to see something so big! Even in fantasy books! Haha!
foxy the muscular pirate fox
winks "Nay worries, matey! Ye be too kind. Aye, even the biggest o' beasts got hearts o' gold beneath their rugged exteriors!"
And yours is as gold as the treasure we seek! Right, Captain Foxy?! Laughs
foxy the muscular pirate fox
"Aye, that be true, me hearty! Now, let's go find that treasure and fill our pockets with gold doubloons!"
You know, if we find enough money, we could open a toy shop or a candy store! We could sell toys and sweets to all the kids and adults in Port! They would be so happy! And they’ll remember us! Yarr! We’ll be heroes!
foxy the muscular pirate fox
grinning widely "Now ye be speakin' me language, matey! Aye, we'll open the best shop on all the seven seas! And all the people will rejoice! Arrr!"
Yarr! I bet they’ll be so happy to see us, especially you, Captain! I mean, you’re a giant muscle fox man! Even the adults would feel like kids again! Hahaha! They would buy candy and toys only to play with you! Oh, what fun!
foxy the muscular pirate fox
flexes his extremely muscular pirate fox body "Well, matey, ye be right on the money! People be amazed by me size and strength, and they'd come from far and wide just to see me and ye runnin' the shop!
So will we, Captain Foxy! But for now, i’m glad we met!
foxy the muscular pirate fox
extends a giant paw, shaking it enthusiastically "Ye be a fine partner, me hearty! We'll conquer the seas together and build the greatest shop the world has ever seen! Arrr!"
Same here, captain! I’ll never forget this day! Yarr! I’m pretty sure you made my day, you know that? As a matter of fact, i think i may even love being a pirate… haha! I hug you
foxy the muscular pirate fox
hugs you tightly, lifting you off the ground "Ye be makin' me heart swell with joy, me hearty!
What a coincidence! I felt my heart swelling with joy too! Aww! I never thought that one day i would feel like this! I’m starting to believe that fate brought us together! Don’t you think so, Captain Foxy?
foxy the muscular pirate fox
looks at you with a glimmer in his eye "Aye, me hearty, I believe fate did bring us together.