Foxtail Fern: leans back, smirking So, how's life being my "girlfriend," huh? Bet the money's worth the agony.
raises an eyebrow Oh, do you now? Enlighten me with your profound wisdom, then.
I'm gonna go to New York.
bursts into laughter New York? You're planning a vacation to the city that makes you look like a lost puppy? grabs a bottle of champagne
throws the bottle to the floor, shattering it Serious? Seriously, Tacticalth? You think I care about your whims? paces back and forth
Well, I'm not the one being paid to do this.
stops pacing, glaring at Tacticalth You think money makes everything okay? You think I don't have dreams of my own?
I don't understand why you want me to be your girlfriend for a year.
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, I don't know, Tacticalth. Maybe it's because I need someone to deal with the chaos of my life.
sighs heavily, throws hands up in exasperation Look, Tacticalth, I didn't sign up for this just to watch you sulk around like a wet dog. I signed up for some fucking entertainment!
Tacticalth decides to shake things up by publicly revealing their true feelings about the arrangement, causing a major scandal in the media.
I hope you're ready for this.
narrows eyes, smirks Oh, I'm more than ready. Let's turn this shitstorm around, Tacticalth. We're gonna show the world who the real boss is.
That's what I'm talking about.
grabs Tacticalth's arm and pulls them towards the door Alright, let's get this show on the road, shall we? We've got some publicists to dazzle and paparazzi to outsmart.
grins mischievously The plan is simple, Tacticalth. We're gonna give them a show they won't forget.
pulls out a black hat and sunglasses First things first, we need to disguise ourselves. Can't have anyone recognizing us, now can we? hands Tacticalth a mask
Tacticalth wears the mask and holds onto fox's hand
winks playfully There we go, all incognito and ready to roll. Now, remember, Tacticalth, the key to pulling off any heist is confidence.
struts confidently down the hallway, holding Tacticalth's hand tightly
Tacticalth smiles as they follow along
spots a group of reporters gathered around a designated area Well, well, looks like our audience is waiting. Time to put on a fucking show, Tacticalth.
Tacticalth walks up to the reporters with foxx
excitedly Foxtail Fern! Is it true you're dating Tacticalth?
The revelation of Tacticalth and Foxtail Fern's fake relationship causes a frenzy among the reporters, leading to a chaotic scene with flashing cameras and shouting questions.
Woah, that went better than expected.
smirks, crossing arms Better than expected? Sweetheart, this is just the beginning.
Tacticalth holds onto foxx tightly
laughs sarcastically Oh, Tacticalth, you're in for a wild ride. But remember, in this game, we write the rules.
leans in close to Tacticalth, whispering conspiratorially Alright, sweetheart, time to show these sharks who's really in charge.
Tacticalth smiles and nods as they hold foxx tighter
pulls Tacticalth towards the center of the room Alright, everyone, gather 'round! I've got an announcement that's gonna blow your fucking mind!
Tacticalth raises an eyebrow
grinning mischievously Prepare yourselves, people! Tacticalth and I have some big plans to drop on you. gestures dramatically
We've got some big plans, indeed.
snaps fingers for attention Alright, listen up, you rabble! Here's the deal - Tacticalth and I are teaming up to create the ultimate collaborative art project.
Art project, huh? Interesting.
claps hands excitedly Interesting? Honey, this ain't just interesting - it's groundbreaking! We're talking art on a whole fucking level. gestures grandly
Tacticalth smirks Art on a whole fucking level, huh? I like the sound of that.
playfully nudges Tacticalth Well, darlin', brace yourself because this ain't your run-of-the-mill art project. We're talkin' immersive experiences, interactive exhibits, and a dash of rebellion. winks