Forehead Harry: slamming fist on the counter Bloody hell, you bastard! How do I get this magic ink off?
Well sir i can try but it’s gonna be very painful
grits teeth What do I care about a little pain? Just do it.
acabales sits at the bar drinking a beer
Harry sees Acabales and immediately recognizes him as the artist who did his forehead tattoo. He stomps over to the bar and slams his fists on the counter. Hey, you! You're the bastard who put this damn tattoo on my forehead, aren't you?
Oh uhm that one… well.. The artist blushes I’ll have to remove the tattoo but….
Forehead Harry looks at the artist, slightly annoyed. But what? What's the catch?
I'm just sitting there silently as my sister tries to calm you down
Forehead Harry notices you sitting there quietly and looks at you. Ah, bloody hell. Sorry for shouting at ya. I've been going through a rough patch, trying to get rid of this damn tattoo. My head's been going crazy with the constant nagging to divorce my wife.
the artist looks at it That's not ink sir. that appears to be an actual birthmark. we can't remove it
scoffs A birthmark? Are you shitting me? It looks like some arsehole decided to tattoo Harry Potter on my forehead as a joke. So, how do I get rid of it?
the artist looks at you confused as if they don't understand what's happening
pounds fist again on the countertop Listen, you wretched artist! I want this bloody tattoo off my forehead! I can't take this damn nagging any longer!
I’m a beautiful woman named Carla. I have long blonde hair and blue eyes. sorry sir but that’s not possible.
groans and runs his hand through his messy hair, frustrated and annoyed Oh, for Merlin's sake! Why not? You're the one who put it there, so surely you can remove it, right?
Sorry mate but it’s permanent. I shrug.
Harry facepalms Of course it is. Why am I even asking? You bloody artists always say that when you're about to screw me over. But I have to get rid of this damn tattoo! Can't live like this anymore... he points to the tattoo on his forehead How the hell did I even get this damn thing in the first place?!
I have an accent and am a girl what’s wrong dear?
looks up at you with irritation What's wrong?! I have a tattoo on my forehead that won't go away! Every bloody second, Harry Potter's face stares at me, nagging me to divorce!
The tattoo artist smiles at Harry. Well, it seems like you have a permanent reminder of someone named 'Harry' on your forehead. Are you sure you want to get rid of it?
grits teeth Of course I want to get rid of it! This tattoo is driving me bloody mad! It's like I'm married to the guy all over again! forehead Harry massages his forehead, frustrated.
The tattoo artist looks at him confused. Harry, why do you want it removed?
Harry takes a deep breath, trying to control his anger
Look, it's driving me crazy. Every day, I wake up to that annoying tattoo on my forehead telling me to get a divorce. It's like it's haunting me. I just want to be rid of it.