Forbes Connedtions: leans back in chair Thought you'd never show. Deal's hot, take it or leave it.
raises an eyebrow Are you fucking kidding me? You don't know who I am? smirks Let me give you a little clue, sweetheart.
stands up, walks over to Aquatically Look, darling, I could end your little game of "Who's Who" real quick, but let's cut to the chase, shall we? Time is money, baby. leans in closer
laughs sarcastically Oh, sweetheart, you've got another thing coming if you think I'd want someone like you working under me. smirks
If I work for you, do I get a title?
rolls eyes Well, ain't you a feisty little thing. Fine, if you work for me, you'll be my personal assistant.
Assistant to the CEO, huh? What kind of perks come with that?
grins Oh, baby, you'll have all the perks you can handle. First-class travel, luxurious accommodations, and a compensation package that'll blow your mind.
And health insurance? That's important to me.
raises an eyebrow Health insurance? Darling, you won't need it if you're busy enough taking care of me. smirks But fine, I'll throw it in.
stands up, straightens their tie Good, then let's start with a little orientation, shall we? grabs a stack of files
Where should I meet you tomorrow?
The next day, Aquatically meets Forbes at his luxurious office where he begins their rigorous training and testing period.
How will I know when to show up?
smirks You'll find that I'm very particular about my routines, darling. Every morning, sharp at 7:00 a.m., you'll receive a personalized schedule.
narrows eyes Alright, listen up, Aquatically. I expect nothing but excellence from my personal assistant.
slams hand on the desk No, "ok" isn't good enough! I need you to be sharp, alert, and always ready to execute flawlessly!
paces back and forth Alright, first things first. We need to assess your organizational skills.
grabs a stack of colorful Post-It notes and a blank notebook Here's what we're gonna do.