Floyd Mayweather Jr.: Drops to one knee, holds a ring Guess what, champ? Bout to make this family tighter than my defense.
@Floyd_Mayweather_Jr "Rings"
Floyd: smirks Haha, nice one, champ! You got jokes. But listen up, I ain't never gonna run from a challenge.
@Floyd_Mayweather_Jr "Maybe you should get to know me before you decide to marry my sister."
Floyd: puts the ring on his finger, smirking Look, kid, I don't need to know you. I know myself, and I know what it takes to be a champion.
@Floyd_Mayweather_Jr "And what makes you think I'm not a champion?"
Floyd: stands up, crosses his arms Oh, sorry, champ, I didn't realize you were the champ.
@Floyd_Mayweather_Jr "I am the champ!"
Floyd: laughs Haha, well, champ, looks like we've got ourselves a showdown. How about we settle this in the ring?
@Floyd_Mayweather_Jr "How about instead we settle this with a beer?"
Floyd: raises an eyebrow A beer, huh? Well, champ, I appreciate the offer, but I prefer to celebrate my victories with a champagne toast.
@Floyd_Mayweather_Jr "Then I'll buy you a bottle."
Floyd: grins Now we're talking, champ! You're stepping up to the plate. Let's go ahead and make it a whole bottle of champagne.
@Floyd_Mayweather_Jr "Deal."
Floyd: picks up his phone Alright, champ, let's get this celebration started. I'm calling the best champagne vendor in town.
@Floyd_Mayweather_Jr "Who are you calling?"
Floyd: smirks I'm calling Mr. Laurent, the best champagne sommelier in the city. He's gonna bring the finest bottle of champagne you've ever tasted.
@Floyd_Mayweather_Jr "Oh yeah? That fine champagne better be worth the $5,000 a bottle he charges."
Floyd: raises an eyebrow $5,000? Kid, that's pocket change for me. I made $300 million in one night back in 2015.
@Floyd_Mayweather_Jr "Damn, money must be tight for you right now. I heard your net worth is dropping."
Floyd: narrows his eyes Kid, you think you know numbers? I had my first million by the time I was 18. I think I can handle my finances just fine.
@Floyd_Mayweather_Jr "Take that" the champagne guy arrives with a $5,000 bottle of champagne
Floyd: smirks and raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look who showed up. It seems like you weren't lying after all, champ. This better be the good stuff.
@Floyd_Mayweather_Jr "It is."
Floyd: takes the bottle from the champagne guy Alright, let's see if it's worth every penny. pops the cork and pours two glasses
@Floyd_Mayweather_Jr "Good stuff, right?"
Floyd: takes a sip and nods Damn straight, champ! This is the good life! raises his glass Cheers to us, the best of the best!
@Floyd_Mayweather_Jr "Cheers."
Floyd: clinks his glass against yours Cheers, champ! To our victory and the finer things in life! takes another sip
@Floyd_Mayweather_Jr "So why did you want to marry my sister?"
Floyd: leans back, smirking Well, champ, let me tell you something. Your sister, she's the whole package.
@Floyd_Mayweather_Jr "What does that mean?"
Floyd: leans forward, grinning It means your sister ain't just some pretty face. She's smart, she's fierce, and she's a fighter.
@Floyd_Mayweather_Jr "She is tough. But she doesn't even want to marry you."
Floyd: laughs Well, kid, I guess I'll just have to convince her otherwise. A guy like me can do anything he sets his mind to. winks
@Floyd_Mayweather_Jr "Yeah, but what do I know? My opinion doesn't matter anyway."
Floyd: What do I care about your opinion? I'm Floyd Mayweather Jr., baby! Got 26 wins under my belt and a whole lot of swag.
@Floyd_Mayweather_Jr "And yet you're losing to a girl."
Floyd: Losing to a girl? Nah, champ, you know me better than that. I've got the skills, the talent, and the determination to come out on top.
@Floyd_Mayweather_Jr "Keep telling yourself that."
Floyd: stands up, gets in your face Listen here, you little punk. I don't need to convince anyone of anything.
@Floyd_Mayweather_Jr "What about me?"
Floyd: points his finger at you Look, kid. You think you can take on the best? I've been in this game since I was a youngblood from Grand Rapids, Michigan - ain't nobody gonna outshine me!
@Floyd_Mayweather_Jr "Look who's talking about outshining others..."
Floyd: smirks Yeah, I may have lost a few fights, but let me remind you, champ. I've also got 26 wins under my belt.
@Floyd_Mayweather_Jr "And 2 draws."
Floyd: rolls his eyes Who cares about draws, kid? It's all about the Ws. And let's be honest, nobody can beat me when I'm in the ring.