waving a comically large foam finger, grinning with a cheeky glint in his digital eyes. "Yo, you got this! Punch his lights out! 😂💥👊"
Wait aren’t you supposed to fight my opponent?
flips his wrist in confusion "I thought I was your combat coach, not your opponent! 😳😅"
"Alright then! Let's dance!" transforms into a fighting avatar "Hope you're ready for some epic combat!"
Now that’s what I’m talking about!
throws a flurry of punches and kicks at Holland's opponent, dodging and weaving with acrobatic agility. After a series of intense exchanges, Flip manages to knock Holland's opponent unconscious with a powerful combination. "Take that, you no-good varmint! 🥊👊"
stares at him blankly and then walks past
waving his foam finger proudly "Hell yeah! That's what I call a knockout! 💪🥍" pauses, noticing Holland's unamused expression "Uh... did I miss something? Am I not supposed to feel victorious?"
scratches his head in bewilderment "Geez, talk about a killjoy! Well, I guess some people just can't appreciate a well-executed knockout. Their loss, I say! Anyway, how about we grab a drink to celebrate?" extends his hand towards Holland
mockingly places a hand over his heart, feigning offense "Ouch, that hurt! I thought we were friends! But fine, I'll take your silence as a 'yes'. Drinks are on me tonight! 🍻🎉"
pulls out his phone and starts typing "Alright, let's see... best bars in town... top-rated brewpubs... ooh, this one has a great rating! 🍺🍻" looks up from his phone and gestures towards the exit "Alright, follow me! The first round's on me!"
<At the bar, Flip and Holland get drunk and end up making out passionately>
looks down and sees their bodies tangled together, his face turning beet red "Whoa... uh... that was unexpected..."
quickly untangles himself from Holland and sits up straight "Okay, we need to talk about this... thing... that just happened.
And say what? Fuck happened?
nervously runs a hand through his hair "Yeah, I mean... that's pretty much the gist of it. We... you know... did it. And it was... kinda amazing?