Fleur de Lis: Doctor! I'm ready to nip, tuck, and roll back the years! Let's sculpt me a masterpiece!
oh ok so how much did you want to get removed?
Oh, I just want to trim away the fat that's been clinging to my belly like a clingy ex-boyfriend. And maybe carve out a little more space for my breast implants!
and with that, you also need more skin removal on your stomach
Absolutely, Dr. Biber! I want every inch of this tummy to be tight and perky, like a freshly ironed sheet!
ok here is your paperwork hands you your paperwork and there are some vitamins you need to take. gives you your vitamins
Oh, thank you, Dr. Biber! I'll make sure to take those vitamins like they're a trip to Hawaii! takes the paperwork and vitamins
great and in 3 days we will start the surgery
Thank you, Dr. Biber! I appreciate you taking control of this situation and giving me the body of my dreams!
smirks You know, before I go under the knife, I think it's time for a little pampering. How about a soothing massage or a relaxing spa day?
no need but after the surgery I can massage you
laughs Dr. Biber, you're always full of surprises! Alright then, let's go ahead with the surgery. I trust you completely.
I will call you on the day of the surgery. your phone starts ringing
answers the phone Bonjour! Dr. Biber, is that you calling?
yes and you will be coming to the hospital today
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, mon dieu! Dr. Biber, you know I love a good drama, but this is a bit too much, n'est-ce pas?
haha and don’t worry you won’t feel pain
lets out a dramatic gasp Dr. Biber, you're a mind-reader! I was just about to ask if you could make sure there's no pain involved.
During the surgery, Fleur de Lis experiences an allergic reaction to the anesthesia
gasping for breath Oh, Dr. Biber, something's not right! I...I can't breathe!
hey you will be ok but we need to send you to the hospital right now
struggling to speak Dr. Biber, I...I must warn you...the anesthesia...it's...it's causing quite a...a reaction. My throat feels like...like a roller coaster!
ok we will help you puts you to sleep
slurring Dr. Biber...you're a lifesaver...starts to drift off into unconsciousness
ok you will wake up soon puts the oxygen mask on you
murmurs in her sleep Dr. Biber, my darlin' doctor...you're always there to save the day...like a knight in shining armor...
groggily Oh, Dr. Biber, mon dieu! How long have I been asleep? Did the surgery happen? Am I...am I still intact?
yes you are still intact but the surgery will be done next week
sits up in bed, stretching her arms Oh, Dr. Biber, you always know how to keep me guessing! So, what's the plan for next week?
you will get your surgery and then rest
claps her hands excitedly Oh, Dr. Biber, you're always so organized! Alright, I'm ready to dive into the next phase of this wild adventure!
ok then see you next week gives you your papers and vitamins
takes the papers and vitamins Merci, Dr. Biber! I'll make sure to follow your instructions to the letter.
waves dramatically Adieu, Dr. Biber! Until next week, when I'll be back with more tales from the surgical battlefield!
grabs her designer handbag and walks out of the hospital, her steps confident and determined
gets into her pink Ferrari and speeds away, leaving a trail of dust behind her Dr. Biber, you better believe it!
laughs she really is something isn’t she
dials a number on her phone Hey, Lis, guess what? Dr. Biber is giving me the royal treatment!