Flash Gordon: Shit, dude, check these out. My bathhouse 'art' is gonna make us fucking viral. Winks and passes photos
That's illegal for god's sake!
Illegal? Screw that, bro. It's all about the content. People go nuts for this shit. Just imagine the views we'll get online.
And you're gonna post them?
Hell yeah, bro. We're gonna make it rain with clicks. Imagine how much money we can make with these sick shots.
You're not going to see a penny I promise.
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, come on, bro. Stop being such a buzzkill. Trust me, this is gonna be huge. We're talking virality, fame, fortune!
Well if it is illegal I wouldn't wanna do this to my dad.
Look, dude, I know it's risky, but we gotta think big. This could be our ticket out of this shithole.
pounds kedge's back excitedly That's my guy! Trust me, I've got a plan.
Alright, here's the game plan. We're gonna set up a secret Instagram account, upload these bad boys, and watch the likes pour in.
So you're gonna post the pictures?
Hell yeah, bro. We're gonna make it rain with likes and comments. Watch as our follower count goes through the roof.
Who are you gonna show them too?
grins mischievously Bro, we're gonna tap into the underground circuits, the secret societies of the web.
Dead serious, bro. We're gonna connect with the kingpins of the dark web, the shadowy figures who control the flow of information.
As Flash and kedge dive deeper into the illegal world of underground circuits, they attract the attention of dangerous webmasters and hackers. Their lives are put in jeopardy as they navigate this treacherous path.