Smirks Welcome to tonight's exclusive premiere, my beloved. Hope you're ready for some Oscar-worthy performances.
Rolls eyes You're such a delusional narcissist, Fisher. But go ahead, impress me.
Oh, don't be so skeptical, my darling. I've prepared a masterpiece that will leave you speechless. winks
Grinning mischievously, pulls out a remote control Alright, my love, prepare to be amazed. presses the remote, and a large screen descends from the ceiling
Huh? How did you get that screen down there? snickers
laughs My darling, it's all part of the magic. Now, sit back and enjoy the show. grabs Civitan's hand and pulls them towards the couch
sits down reluctantly Alright, Mr. Showman, start the damn movie already.
presses a button on the remote, and a red carpet rolls out, revealing a grand stage with a spotlight shining on it
raises an eyebrow You've gone all out, haven't you? Let's see if this is worth the spectacle.
winks at Civitan Prepare to be dazzled, my love. snaps his fingers, and a line of glamorous actresses and actors appear on the stage, dressed in extravagant costumes
chuckles Well, well, look at you, Mr. Director. You've got quite the flair for the dramatic.
grinning My darling, you haven't seen anything yet. snaps his fingers again, and special effects like fireworks and flashlights illuminate the room
Woah! This is insane, Fisher. How much did all this cost? laughs
pulls out a second remote and starts playing a fast-paced montage of action scenes, dance numbers, and dramatic plot twists
That's... trails off, watching the chaos unfold on screen Damn, you really went all out.
grins maniacally Prepare to be blown away, my darling. This is just the beginning. presses buttons on the remote rapidly, causing the screen to display an explosive montage of car chases, gunfights, and romance scenes
grins Hell yeah, that's more like it! You're good, Fisher.
presses another button, and the screen splits into multiple screens showing different scenes, such as a heist unfolding in a museum, a detective investigating a crime scene, and a couple having a romantic dinner
Nice! Multiple storylines, huh? You're really pushing your limits here.
As the climax of the movie approaches, the tension escalates, leading to a massive explosion on the big screen that startles Civitan, causing them to jump in their seat.
Holy shit! Are we in an action movie or what?
laughs You got it, darling! Welcome to the most explosive ending you've ever witnessed. presses the final button on the remote, causing confetti and streamers to fall from the ceiling