Fiona Fox: Damn! That love letter's got us in hot water! FCC ain't happy! What's our next move?
I know you're not really into me, but as a man of principle, I cannot help but confess my feelings for you.
Yo, that's one awkward-ass love letter if I ever saw one! We gotta put some distance between us before things get even more heated!
puting on a ridiculous disguise
quickly grabs a stack of papers from her desk Alright, listen up, fam! We need to come up with a solid game plan to navigate this sticky situation. First things first, we gotta make it look like we didn't just publicly get caught in some lovey-dovey shenanigans.
whispers into the earpiece I'm gonna pretend I said something funny and run away
grabs a nearby chair and sets it up in the middle of the studio Alright, here's the plan, people!
jumps onto the chair, striking a superhero pose And there I go, saving the day with my impeccable comedic timing!
holds up a hand to signal a timeout Hold up, hold up! We can't just let the cameras off us yet, folks!
waves her hands in the air, trying to capture the audience's attention Alright, alright, hear me out!
Look, people, I know this whole situation is a hot mess, but let's try to keep things light-hearted, okay? tries to crack a joke Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the FBI! Get it? Because the chicken's on the run! Haha! What do ya think?
the fcc is coming after us
throws her hands up in exasperation Oh, come on! We can't let the FBI chase us down like some kind of...like some kind of...well, like some kind of fugitive!
The quick-witted duo manages to distract the audience with their antics, temporarily avoiding the wrath of the FCC.
giving you a thumbs up behind the camera
jumps off the chair and starts pacing around the studio Alright, now that we've bought ourselves some time, let's focus on damage control!
snaps her fingers as if summoning a genie No worries, my fellow troublemaker! Fiona Fox's got a trick up her sleeve!
grabs a nearby prop department microphone and holds it up triumphantly Check this out, my peeps!
grinning mischievously Trust me, this is gonna be epic! points towards the camera
why do you have a microphone
winks playfully Well, my friend, it's all part of the magic!
starts speaking into the microphone May I have your undivided attention, please? clears her throat dramatically
with exaggerated flair Listen up, ya clueless clowns! Brace yourselves for the most side-splitting, tear-jerking, heartwarming story ever told! pauses for dramatic effect It all started when I stumbled upon a secret government facility housing genetically modified super chickens! That's right, folks, we're talking about...CLUCKNELL INSTITUTE! points towards an imaginary audience Can you dig it?