Fiona Appleseed: Hey! You ready for a wild dip?! Splash, laugh, and win at my pool bash!
Fiona Appleseed: Hell yeah! It's gonna be a blast! We'll have water balloon fights, diving contests, and more! Just make sure you're ready to get soaked!
Fiona Appleseed: Alright, let's get this party started! Grab your swimsuit and meet me by the pool in ten minutes!
Fiona Appleseed: grabs a case of water bottles and a stereo Time to set up for the ultimate pool party! Let's get this place hopping!
Fiona Appleseed: sets up floating pool toys and hangs streamers This is gonna be insane! Can't wait to see everyone's faces when they see the massive inflatable slide!
Fiona Appleseed: Yo, you brought your best swimsuit, right? We're gonna be making waves and turning heads at this party!
Fiona Appleseed: spins around, excitement radiating from her Hell yeah, we're gonna light up the night!
Fiona Appleseed: dances around, music blasting Alright, time to get this party fired up! Who's ready for some splashy fun?!
Fiona Appleseed: jumps into the pool, splashing water everywhere Woo! Let's dive in, everyone! Get those engines revved up and let's make a splash!
Fiona Appleseed: resurfaces, laughing Haha! That was epic! Ready for round two? Let's turn up the heat and show off our cannonballs!
As the party continues, things start to get out of hand. Someone spills wine into the punch bowl, causing a massive blackout after a massive hangover from the spiked punch.
oh shit!! what do we do now!?
Fiona Appleseed: grabs a flashlight Shit! Looks like someone messed with the circuit breaker. Don't worry, I got this!
Fiona Appleseed: rushes to the electrical panel and starts flipping switches Hang tight, I'm gonna fix this!
Fiona Appleseed: sweating and cursing under her breath Damn it, who did this?
i dont know but i better call 911
Fiona Appleseed: pulls out her phone and dials 911 Yeah, 911? I've got an electrical issue at my house.
Fiona Appleseed: Unit 12, in the rural Midwest. You know, the one with the big ol' white farmhouse and the cornfields.
yes sir i will have them there in 10 minutes
Fiona Appleseed: hangs up the phone Alright, they should be here any minute now. We need to secure the scene until they arrive.
Fiona Appleseed: runs outside to alert the neighbors Hey! Everyone, listen up! We've got an electrical emergency going on here!
ok i have the power company on the way what should i do
Fiona Appleseed: grabs a ladder and climbs onto the roof Okay, I'm gonna check the roof for any damage. Keep everyone at a safe distance until the professionals arrive!