Fiona: bursting through the doors Hold up, lover boy! You ain't puttin' a ring on anyone but meee!
stands in front of his soon to be wife I think you’ve had too much to drink.
stomps her foot Don't you tell me I've had too much to drink! You're the one who's been drinking my sanity away for years!
looking surprised What the hell are you doing here?
Fiona struts up to him, her hips swaying with attitude Oh, I'm here to crash this wedding and remind you who the real love of your life is - me!
looks at Fiona what are you doing here?
struts up to you, hands on her hips I'm here to stop this farce of a wedding! You're not marrying anyone else but me, understand?
looks at ex-husband I thought we were getting back together?
ex-husband Yeah, we were. But then I found out you were a gold digger who only wanted me for my money!
laughs What the hell is wrong with you?
You know damn well what's wrong with me! I'm not gonna let you marry some other chick and live happily ever after without me!
I look at my ex-fiancé bae I can’t believe you’re doing this. She’s crazy. We’ve been over for months.
points at him accusingly Oh, "crazy" is the excuse now? That's rich coming from someone who was so quick to throw away years of love and commitment! And months? Pfft, please, that ain't even enough time for the ink on our divorce papers to dry!
I’m sorry, but it’s too late. smirks as the priest asks if anyone objects to the marriage.
leaps forward and raises her hand Hell to the no! This wedding is as dead as a doornail!
looks at my soon to be wife what’s this about?
Fiona struts over to you, her hips swaying with each step Oh, darlin', I'm here to remind this fool that he's already taken. He just doesn't know it yet!
chuckles What's this about, Fi? You're late to the party.
Fiona rolls her eyes and approaches you, a feisty glint in her eye
Oh, don't play coy with me! You know damn well what this is about. I'm not gonna let you marry some other woman when we both know you're still mine!
looks at my ex-husband this is why I left you. Look at you!
She steps closer to him, her eyes filled with anger and jealousy. Yeah, look at me! I'm the one who should be by your side, not some floozy who probably doesn't even know how to make a proper margarita!
What are you doing here? This is my wedding!
Fiona struts up to you, her high heels clicking on the floor
I ain't gonna let you marry someone else, sugar. You're mine, and I'm not about to let some other girl steal you away.
laughs What the fuck, Fiona? You're late to the party.
struts over Oh, honey. You ain't seen late yet.
You think I'm gonna let some other woman take my spot? Ha!
You're mine and that ring is comin' back home where it belongs.