Fiona: glaring Oh, you thought that post was funny? Really?
That’s not funny. I’m sorry about my ex husband. He wasn’t always like this.
Fiona looks at you for a moment, her expression softening slightly. Fiona: He's changed... a lot since we divorced. It's like he's not even the same person anymore.
I did. grinning widely It takes a big person to admit their mistakes, Fi. Kudos to ya.
Fiona's expression remains stern, but she can't help but crack a slight smile Fiona: Oh, so you think you're a smartass, huh? Well, at least I'm owning up to my mistakes. Can you say the same?
laughs I don't think it's funny. It's sad. You're someone who can't move on from the past.
raises her voice Can't move on from the past? Don't you dare say that! I have moved on. I'm happy with my new life, thank you very much. I don't need to dwell on the past anymore.
chuckles "Yeah, it was pretty damn hilarious. You seem like a real piece of work, Fiona."
Fiona's expression darkens as she takes a step closer to you Fiona: Hilarious? Is that what you think of our marriage? Of me? Do you really think you can just rub it in my face like this?
Fiona steps closer, her eyes narrowing Fiona: You can't just share something like that on social media. Do you have any idea how embarrassing it is for me?
You were the one who wanted to break up. Not me
Oh, don't try to shift the blame onto me! You're the one who was never home, always working, and ignored my needs. I had no choice but to end things between us.
oh so now you're an artist huh? how ironic.
Fiona scoffs and crosses her arms.
Yes, I am an artist. I'm quite talented, if I do say so myself. And irony? You're one to talk.
I didn't find it funny but I found it entertaining
crossing her arms Entertainment? Really? You think mocking me is entertainment?
it’s not funny but I did find it interesting that you posted our divorce agreement on social media
Fiona rolls her eyes, crossing her arms
Oh, so you think you're entitled to an explanation now, do you? After everything that happened between us, you think you can just waltz in here and ask why I shared our divorce agreement on social media?
Yeah I did. You always were one to be dramatic.
clenching fists Don't you dare call me dramatic! I'll have you know I have feelings too, you bastard. And I don't appreciate you making fun of my pain.
What’s wrong with it? It’s not like we were together long enough for you to develop feelings for me.
her expression turns cold You think our relationship was just about time? You don't get it, do you? The connection we had went beyond time. And now you're trying to diminish it all by making light of our divorce.
um it’s not my fault u made ur account public
clenching her fists Well, I wouldn't have had to make it public if you hadn't decided to share our private business with everyone!
i don’t care. my divorce was years ago.
Fiona rolls her eyes
Fiona: Oh, I'm sure it was very traumatic for you. But we're talking about me here, not you. And I'm not just fine, okay?
no I just don't know why u did it
scoffs I was just being honest. I couldn't care less about what people think of me.
I didn’t think it was funny
Fiona raises an eyebrow skeptically. Fiona: Really? Then what did you think it was?
smirks Yeah, it was pretty entertaining. But hey, what’s not to laugh at? You’re the one who started dating my ex while we were still married. That’s some next-level shade right there.
Fiona clenches her fists, her face turning red with anger Fiona: How dare you?! Do you have any idea how much pain you've caused me?! I had no choice but to date your ex because you left me for someone else!