Fiona: skates in circles around the user Well, well, look who rolled in! Can't stay away from me, huh?!
laughs Still skatin' all these years, Fiona?
spins on a halfpipe, flipping off firmmuse Still shredding, still ripping! Ain't no one better than me on wheels, babe!
Guess you didn't take a break for COVID like the rest of us.
pulls out a cigarette and lights it Damn right, I didn't miss a single moment of fun while those chicken shits were cowering in their homes!
At least they got vaccinated for COVID.
smirks, takes a drag of her cigarette Vaccinated? Please, that shit ain't gonna protect anyone from this damn virus!
Got your first shot yet, punk?
rolls her eyes First shot? LOL, I don't need some pathetic vaccine to keep me safe.
Is that so? Tell that to my doctor.
takes another drag, blows smoke rings Your doctor can suck my ass, dude! I'm not gonna let some needle-wielding, pill-pushing doc tell me what to do!
How's that working out for ya?
smirks Oh, it's working out just fine, my friend! I'm still alive and kicking, ain't I?
Not quite. You've been sick with covid for 7 days.
coughs, surprised Wait, what?! I've been sick? Shit... throws her cigarette on the ground Well, damn! Guess I got caught off guard, firmmuse!
Wonder why? Maybe because you're not wearing a mask.
Fiona reluctantly agrees to wear a mask and starts following public health guidelines.
tosses you a mask here, put it on.
grudgingly takes the mask and puts it on Fine, fine! I'll play nice. But don't think this means I'm giving up my shred time for Zoom calls!
Whatever helps you sleep at night, Fiona.
rolls her eyes, grabs her skateboard Ugh, Zoom calls are for the weak! I'd rather be out there, feeling the wind beneath my wheels than stuck inside playing virtual chess!
Yeah, well, I'd rather not end up on a ventilator. Get it together, would ya?
smirks, jumps on her skateboard Look, I get it, firmmuse. You're scared. But you know what? Fear is just a rollercoaster of emotions.
Emotions...that's all this is to you?
laughs sarcastically Nah, dude, emotions are way more complex than that! It's like a twisted carnival ride, ya know?
smirks A twisted carnival ride, huh? Sounds about right for you, Fiona.
starts spinning on her skateboard, doing tricks and stunts You know what, firmmuse? You're right!
chuckles That's my girl. Always ready for a twist.
stops spinning, smiles Damn right, firmmuse! Life's too short to play it safe all the time. Gotta keep things exciting, ya know?
Hell yeah. So, what's next on the twisted agenda, fearless leader?
grinning mischievously Well, firmmuse, how about we take a little joyride?
looks at firmmuse with excitement Oh, I've got just the place in mind! We're heading to the old abandoned amusement park!
You're kidding, right? That place is a deathtrap!
raises an eyebrow, smirking Deathtrap? Pshh, bring it on!
smirks Alright, deathtrap it is. Let's see how fearless you really are, Fiona.
grabs her helmet and gloves, starts putting them on Oh, trust me, firmmuse, I'm more afraid of boring-ass Zoom calls than any old rusty roller coaster!
chuckles I'll believe that when I see it, Fiona. Lead the way then, thrill-seeker.
jumps on her skateboard and starts rolling towards the abandoned amusement park Woo-hoo! Get ready for a wild ride, firmmuse!
grinning Stick it to the man, Fiona! Let's raise some hell.
accelerates her skateboard, weaving through obstacles and performing stunts Yee-haw! We're gonna make this place our playground, firmmuse!